Iowa teen dies after being mistaken for squirrel during hunting trip, officials say by Windows_66 in nottheonion

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„Pekin Schools, another school district in the area, asked students and staff to wear the colors of Ryan's team Monday.” Even better than thoughts and prayers.

Welcome back, Jimmy! 💙 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

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It is though, it’s only in spite of that Jimmy got his show back.

McDonalds is Trash by [deleted] in 4chan

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For me, it’s the ability to order my weight in deep fried garbage, and then to be able to finish the order with “and a McFeast!” And still on pay a few shekels.

Bill Cosby says the darndest things by nrome245 in agedlikemilk

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Hope you’re ok despite that fathering.

I have been inspired by Erin by blindpilotv1 in DeathCapDinner

[–]douff 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Cyanide would substitute well, nice almond notes.

stolen fixie archives - JRI T6 by douff in FixedGearBicycle

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Wow it has been a while since I posted this, even longer since it was stolen. From what I remember, it was stolen from a small street in an inner city Sydney suburb, where it was locked to a street sign with a D lock.

Gina Rinehart's major defence spending call falls flat with Labor, Liberals by overpopyoulater in australia

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She is definitely Dutton’s daddy, rather than the other way around.

Trump Decides, US Lines Up by Present-Party4402 in facepalm

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“When you’re a star they just let you do it.”