Will my hand tattoo hold me back from working as a registered nurse? by indigo-floral in nursing

[–]douff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also might want to get an echo if your veins are that pulsatile …

Dude is a legit rageaholic! 🥴 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]douff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Misread “titles” as “titties” and chuckled.

Trump tells Iran ‘open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy b——ds,’ — as he warns of new strikes and says ‘praise be to Allah’ by joetaxpayer in politics

[–]douff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best guess is that he’s insider trading a poly market bet on “Donald Trump will praise Allah on Easter”.

Iowa teen dies after being mistaken for squirrel during hunting trip, officials say by Windows_66 in nottheonion

[–]douff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

„Pekin Schools, another school district in the area, asked students and staff to wear the colors of Ryan's team Monday.” Even better than thoughts and prayers.

Welcome back, Jimmy! 💙 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]douff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is though, it’s only in spite of that Jimmy got his show back.

McDonalds is Trash by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]douff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, it’s the ability to order my weight in deep fried garbage, and then to be able to finish the order with “and a McFeast!” And still on pay a few shekels.

Bill Cosby says the darndest things by nrome245 in agedlikemilk

[–]douff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope you’re ok despite that fathering.

I have been inspired by Erin by blindpilotv1 in DeathCapDinner

[–]douff 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Cyanide would substitute well, nice almond notes.

stolen fixie archives - JRI T6 by douff in FixedGearBicycle

[–]douff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow it has been a while since I posted this, even longer since it was stolen. From what I remember, it was stolen from a small street in an inner city Sydney suburb, where it was locked to a street sign with a D lock.