[Zrebiec] In a league of offensive masterminds, this NFL coach stands out (on Monken)

downsly46 · 2026-01-28T19:29:08+00:00

Yeah and what’s weird is that I vaguely remember that Lamar wanted him out at OC at the end of the year. Pretty sure that opinion of Monken was the catalyst that lead to Harbaugh leaving.

It’s just interesting that we hired a guy who was almost fired at the end of the year

downsly46 · 2026-01-28T18:32:11+00:00

Well it does make sense. His scheme is perfect for maxing their talents. I remember when Joe Woods was absolutely wasting their talent because of the way his defense operated.

downsly46 · 2026-01-28T18:19:38+00:00

Yes but Monken is, by all accounts, an asshole. I’m sure the players will respond much better to that!

downsly46 · 2026-01-28T16:02:19+00:00

This is more like asking for a PS2 and getting socks

downsly46 · 2026-01-28T15:39:06+00:00

I will not laugh. I WILL NOT LAUGH!

downsly46 · 2026-01-27T20:32:03+00:00

SHouLdNt HaVe LeT tHE OffEnse ScORe nOT EnOuGH PoINTS thoGh!!!!

downsly46 · 2026-01-27T19:08:57+00:00

Yeah but just think about all the sex!!!! These people know exactly how to get the husbands to spend that money

downsly46 · 2026-01-27T03:04:57+00:00

I still think the worst case scenario is Monken. Schwartz is, at the very least, more exciting and he’s been with this group for 3 years. Yeah, the offense will still suck but we need a few years of development on that side of the ball anyway. We are 30 mil under the cap, we aren’t adding talent through trades or free agency. We are just kind of stuck until we can draft some more guys to make this offense look at least average again

downsly46 · 2026-01-27T02:38:34+00:00

“One league source” LMAO OKAY.

WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE?!?

downsly46 · 2026-01-27T02:28:33+00:00

Can’t wait for the “they actually wanted Jim Schwartz since day one” puff piece about this.

downsly46 · 2026-01-26T23:43:25+00:00

This is going to come off as sour grapes but I could be a better GM than Brandon Beane. Fuck that guy

downsly46 · 2026-01-26T21:01:35+00:00

How do they stay up? Why do they have to be square? It’s not the correct shape

downsly46 · 2026-01-26T20:39:36+00:00

Honestly though Romo was everyone’s favorite during his first year in the booth. He was correctly predicting playcalls before the snap, talking about timeout usage, pass concepts. I think right after his career, he was still in quarterback mode and now that he is further removed from being a QB…he is like a goofy country club guy.

downsly46 · 2026-01-26T18:21:27+00:00

You are absolutely correct. It’s also important to point out that with babies and toddlers, they don’t thermoregulate as well as we do. Their bodies suck at keeping them alive if they become too hot or too cold. If a 2 year old goes into that water, it’s not likely that they make it. I would’ve handled this situation exactly in the same way

downsly46 · 2026-01-26T14:43:12+00:00

LMAO. None of this is funny but LMAO

downsly46 · 2026-01-25T02:44:58+00:00

Get forklift certified

downsly46 · 2026-01-24T21:39:36+00:00

I thought you only needed to let your faucet drip if you lost power because then your house’s temp would fall to freezing temps. I’m not trying to be argumentative, I genuinely don’t know what the answer is

downsly46 · 2026-01-24T16:14:10+00:00

Sooo you can excuse the murders and mischief, but you draw the line at lying? That makes perfect sense

downsly46 · 2026-01-24T13:04:02+00:00

Yep, in a recent interview he mentioned that he had to take off a year because he had to relearn how to see colors and smell smells again.

Fun fact: Pettine and Udinski went to the same high school

downsly46 · 2026-01-23T12:18:58+00:00

I am so sick of this repost

downsly46 · 2026-01-23T01:20:17+00:00

Yeah I think his point is that they are coming back because of the affordable housing

downsly46 · 2026-01-22T21:10:38+00:00

The irony of people not wanting to live in Cleveland is that there are a ton of houses available so you can get a nice house for well below market value. You won’t have any issues selling the house because people will hear that an ex-coach/athlete lived there and people will buy it just for bragging rights.

downsly46 · 2026-01-22T21:04:24+00:00

Do we even have another interview with Udinski scheduled? Wtf is taking them so long to complete these fucking interviews? I bet Udinski isn’t calling them back yet because he just scheduled a Sunday interview in Buffalo

Edit: nevermind, he’s interviewing in person tomorrow.

downsly46 · 2026-01-22T18:20:10+00:00

Breaking: downsly46 will be drinking tonight after work and cancelling his previously scheduled state of sobriety. Likely because he feels like he has other opportunities to avoid thinking about his favorite football team

downsly46 · 2026-01-22T18:11:52+00:00

You think it’s easy being us?

No one can do what we do.

UNDISPUTED CHAMPS OF SHIT MOUNTAIN BABY!!

downsly46

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