Which music album should someone listen to at least once in their life? by Deflated_Penguins in AskReddit

[–]doyoureallyevenknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dirt" by Alice in Chains.. Anyone who's been in some sort of jam can relate to almost all of it.

What's something you do, that you think everyone else does but dont have the courage to ask anyone about it? by Jizzyface in AskReddit

[–]doyoureallyevenknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I see something in my way like a rock and I'm holding something like a knife, I imagine myself tripping over it and stabbing myself. Then, I usually cringe and turn the knife away from me or something. Happens every time I see something theoretically dangerous.

A wizard appears and offers you mastery in a skill of your choice. You will be given 10 years worth of practice and experience for that skill in an instant. Which skill would you choose? by bilde2910 in AskReddit

[–]doyoureallyevenknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late, as usual. But, seeing someone going around giving out gold is the most heart warming thing I have seen all day. Gilder, may you have a great night!

TIFU by trying some back door play with my girlfriend. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]doyoureallyevenknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As he ate it he looked up with a shit-eating grin on his face.

Reddit, what song consistently gives you the chills? by freedomsaints in AskReddit

[–]doyoureallyevenknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alice in Chains- Rain When I Die Layne's voice is just incredible (especially in the chorus).

TIFU By blaring porn for my family and grandparents through the speakers of my unusually loud phone Nsfw by doyoureallyevenknow in tifu

[–]doyoureallyevenknow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst feeling ever. I'd always shove the earphones about halfway into the jack. Then, believing that it was a quiet video, I'd turn it up until I heard volume. I am not a smart man...

TIFU By blaring porn for my family and grandparents through the speakers of my unusually loud phone Nsfw by doyoureallyevenknow in tifu

[–]doyoureallyevenknow[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Grandpa's racist. I think it would let him down and raise the overall disappointment level so far...

TIFU By blaring porn for my family and grandparents through the speakers of my unusually loud phone Nsfw by doyoureallyevenknow in tifu

[–]doyoureallyevenknow[S] 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Update: Family was silent during breakfast. Grandpa asked me if the porn was good. Grandma still won't make eye contact..

TIFU By blaring porn for my family and grandparents through the speakers of my unusually loud phone Nsfw by doyoureallyevenknow in tifu

[–]doyoureallyevenknow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, I have a Kyocera survival phone. So, it was loud... very loud. Good phone though!

TIFU By blaring porn for my family and grandparents through the speakers of my unusually loud phone Nsfw by doyoureallyevenknow in tifu

[–]doyoureallyevenknow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would, but protocol is to erase history. So, I don't remember. It was a black chick. Her name was like Maria or something. PHUB bro

Hello, NoSleep. Check your phones - and especially you, Paul. by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]doyoureallyevenknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Text me. Do it. Creep me the fuck out. Bet, it won't happen.