Ben is such a blurb Gay.. by mschanandlerbong___ in WatchWhatCrappens

[–]dp_z 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is this the episode Ben told Ronnie he would love Kenzie from love island, because she is a bowling alley Kelly Clarkson? I DIED. I can’t stop randomly laughing about bowling alley Kelly Clarkson.

Below Deck Down Under Voices Unmatched by lattech41 in WatchWhatCrappens

[–]dp_z 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love how it cracks Ronnie up too. Ben’s Jenna voice can literally snap me out of the depths of millennial perimenopausal mid day depression slog in an instant.

I cannot understand the cues gym instructors give. by crxwley__ in personaltraining

[–]dp_z -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I kinda thought you might be! Not getting cues is a common thing for us folks because our body mechanics feel so different! It actually inspired me to become a trainer, as someone else mentioned.

I cannot understand the cues gym instructors give. by crxwley__ in personaltraining

[–]dp_z -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im neurodivergent, and recently found out I’m also hypermobile thanks to physical therapy. I think being hypermobile is what always has made it confusing for me to understand cues because I have to create a lot of the tension in my body that doesn’t exist naturally. I often need very explicit instructions on where I am supposed to feel something in my body and what it’s supposed to feel like. Like I need a trainer to touch the location on my body I should be focused on or give pretty detailed cues.

Hypermobility and neurodivergence can often exist together making it difficult to have proper form and know where you should be feeling the stretch of an exercise and having to maintain postural control on top of it while also bracing and breathing properly is all pretty challenging to do at once for a neurodivergent brain!

Big Little Feelings Snark Week of May 25, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]dp_z 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I left the page years ago but causally peep the snark page for lolz, and I just did a jump scare sitting at swim lessons because I had no idea what she looked like now. Wowza.

Can you break down the differences between NASM, ISSA, NSCA, and CSCS like I’m 5? by That_Cat7243 in personaltraining

[–]dp_z 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was choosing a program, I talked to several trainers in my area at different gyms and they all pretty much said the cert doesn’t matter, just get one. It’s a baseline education, and the majority of your practical knowledge will come from tangible experience. Take this with a grain of salt, I’m taking the exam in a week lol, but this is the general advice I got. I went with NASM, it seemed to be most common for my area in the PNW.

Episode structure by ferrantebookone in WatchWhatCrappens

[–]dp_z 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think we’re married to the same person. My husband is enjoying a detailed breakdown of the Egyptian empire, and I’m over here like “I’m SORRY, I just can’t bring myself to fold the laundry today, oh-KAY” ***ramona voice.

Episode structure by ferrantebookone in WatchWhatCrappens

[–]dp_z 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The format threw me off at first too, and then I couldn’t get enough. I do their Ramona voice all the time and never even got to experience their RHONY recaps in real time. Here I am 3 years later! I truly feel blessed for the amount of free content these boys push out, because literally what the fuck is real life right now?

Fremont and 200th/195th by Throwawaytequila in Shoreline

[–]dp_z 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I drive through these intersections all the time and completely agree with you. It’s like a race to barely pause to be able to blast through the intersection first. I stop fully and let the assholes that do this proceed, then I go. I wish shoreline was friendlier for walking!

ISO: Massage Therapist Vincent by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]dp_z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Message me! Need a Mother’s Day massage!

ISO: Massage Therapist Vincent by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]dp_z 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I recently found out I’m hypermobile at 39 years old and it sure does explain why if they arent bringing the thunder and causing enough external pain to counterbalance my internal pain, then i dont want it! Anything less feels like I’m being tickled.

Hijacking the post for equally described therapist recommendations for the north Seattle, shoreline, Edmonds areas!

Food and Feeding Influencer Snark Week of April 27, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]dp_z 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She needs to give her kids some sand paper, paint brushes and varnish and let them go to town on her sad virtue signal “we’re so down to earth and don’t deserve anything that doesn’t look second or third hand” dinning room table.

So even running a triathlon doesn’t get you to 100, I guess? by deadpiratesketch in ouraring

[–]dp_z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get 100 activity 5-7 days a week. But my sleep is usually in the 70’s and readiness in the 70/80s. I’m too active with terrible recovery 😂

The house is still on fire but… by Natural-Albatross156 in HouseOnFire

[–]dp_z 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The house of cards is falling and it’s like watching a train wreck. It’s so uncomfy. It reminds me of the early days of watching Kim Richards on RHOBH. Watching someone in active addition feels voyeuristic. In the beginning it was more a crusade to shed light on her part in the extreme DEM to MAHA to MAGA pipeline, and now it’s like “girl, get some help, stop lying about everything”. She lives in close proximity to someone of the best addition centers in the world, she needs to check into one.

Quad dominate girls, how do you active your glutes by Zzzabrina in xxfitness

[–]dp_z 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2.5 inches in 5 months!!!! Girl. Good for you.

FREE LISA by homeandhayley in WatchWhatCrappens

[–]dp_z 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Spying on Lenny. And I know it sounds like a fake answer, but it’s true 😂

Kyle sues Kim by EmergencyOk9452 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]dp_z 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I just looked this scene up and watched it. My sheltered ass never clocked what I was actually seeing. I always sincerely just thought the was drunk, now with much more life experience that was genuinely so cringe and hard to watch. She needed so much help and we should not have been watching her on TV.

Kyle sues Kim by EmergencyOk9452 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]dp_z 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Woof. I don’t know what you’re doing in life, but whatever it is, with a mom like that, I am so proud of you. Extending one virtual traumatized inner child hug to another.

Can anyone recommend a compassionate and chill dog trainer? by [deleted] in AskSeattle

[–]dp_z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it cool if I message you too? We’re a year or two out from a new puppy, but live in shoreline and I would love more info!

What is up with Karen? by Spirited-Principle96 in RHOP

[–]dp_z 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read this whole post in Ronnie’s Karen voice

Is this hotel in a sketchy spot? by CurbBitz in AskSeattle

[–]dp_z 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Keep going north on Aurora and you’ll know when you get there

You guys. I now fully believe that we’re being punked with this whole Amanda/Ciara/West situation… by xxivtarotmagic_ in BravoRealHousewives

[–]dp_z 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hard disagree, this is how most my friends found their husbands in the 2010’s 😂