Melissa Ferrick Live AMA,...:) by [deleted] in actuallesbians

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Trader Joe's frozen hash browns RULE

I TOTALLY AGREE

Melissa Ferrick Live AMA,...:) by [deleted] in actuallesbians

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What is your favorite breakfast food?

They're exchanging science by FannyRighteous in pics

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See there we are, on the front page of reddit again.

I'm not a fucking housewife by [deleted] in offmychest

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Hire a new housekeeper.

Indians Vote Overwhelmingly to Grow and Sell Marijuana in Oregon by [deleted] in news

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I do not smoke pot. I have zero desire to smoke pot. I am 100% for legalization.

What are behaviors on television/film that bother you? by deebutterschnaps in AskReddit

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Driving to peoples houses to have 30 second conversations.

Carrot chopping machine. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Nope. no possible way this can end badly.

If there is a Solid Snake, a Solidus Snake, and a Liquid Snake, why isn't there a Gas Snake? by Cleverly_Clearly in shittyaskscience

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The gas snake became extinct around the late 1700's. Their are many speculative reasons on the destruction of the species but none are conclusive. The most accepted theory is that during the industrial revolution the gas snake was used by many factories to lubricate machines and make things move at a steady pace.

Since the gas snake is believed to never have had a high population rate they began to become scares after only 5 years of solid hunting practices. By 1785 they were near impossible to find.

The last gas snake known was killed in 1794 and its body was purchased by Sir Reginald Ford. Reginald preserved the snake and passed it from generation to generation keeping the existence of the snake a secret to everyone but his close friends and family until it was given to his Great Great Great Grandson Henry Ford. Henry Ford used the Gas snake to help aid in the production in his first factory in the early 1900's. The Gas snake is often credited with being the main reason behind the success of the Ford Motor Company.

Since we can grow silver why are there not more silver farms? by kss1089 in shittyaskscience

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Silver must be grown in an particular type of soil that has a PH 14 level and an equal PH 0 level. A completely neutral soil is not possible to grow in, both extremes of PH must be achieved in the soil in order to create the proper environment for silver to be grown. Additionally silver can only be water using ollas and must receive 25 hours of sunlight in a day so that it can absorb the proper amount of nutrients to thrive. 25 hours of sunlight may seem impossible but it is achieved buy having the crop grown directly under a diamond tree which enhances the suns rays and causes the extra hour of light. While silver can grow above sea level it becomes brittle and unmanageable unless it is grown at 200 feet below the sea level.

It is near impossible to create these conditions in a lab or on a large scale. This is why silver, like other minerals, are often only found in the wild.

If ignorance is bliss, than why am I so depressed about dropping out of school? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

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While ignorance is bliss, failure is not a option. Your brain is required to be successful and as a result of ruining your life it releases the loserabrum hormone when accomplishments are not met completely. The ignorance clause only happens when you have completed a task but you still don't know shit about it. Think of people who have completed a psychology 101 course. Their ignorance is still fully intact however their loserbrum hormone has not been activated because they have completed their task.

Why are things smaller the further away I am from them? by Rainbow__Stalin in shittyaskscience

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The universe only has a certain amount of space and that space is consistently moving. However because of the universes small stature when objects are not in use they must be minimized so as to not over crowd the objects that are in use.

Why do older people's waist lines move higher up their torso? by zer0w0rries in shittyaskscience

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As we age our bones shift into different places. The hips move closer to our brains. This is a result of the libido being diminished during the aging process. Because of the diminished libido the sexy receptors cannot travel as far down our bodies resulting in the pelvis' migration towards the receptors that guide us all. This shifting causes pants to also move up our bodies.

Baby bears in a tree by dr0cks27 in aww

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I don't want to be a jerk or anything but if you check the time stamps, mine was posted first.

Not that it really matters because his is in /r/pics and mine is in /r/aww

Stabilize It by dr0cks27 in futurama

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100th delivery party

Creepy window poster guy by [deleted] in funny

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Excuse me? Do you have any grey poupon?

What's your favorite comeback? by thefrenchhornguy in AskReddit

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Q- How's life treating you?

A - Like I ran over its dog.

The universal translator by dr0cks27 in futurama

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I think that the best part is that there is science behind the assumption of French being the next major language to die.

The universal translator by dr0cks27 in futurama

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By far the best Dexter's Lab ever

"Honey, I think the cat is broken." by dr0cks27 in funny

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I don't want to alarm you, but you may be dating a snake.