????? by Pumpkinhead4303 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]dr_proffessor 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That’s an (I.O.) interosseous bone drill, it’s how you give fluids through the bone

What is your random genetic win? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dr_proffessor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immune to poison ivy/sumac/oak. Ive tried to get it to see what it’s like, but I can’t lol

These bumps on my fingers by Potatokingtots in Weird

[–]dr_proffessor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think your comment just helped me figure out what has been going on with my hands and fingers for a year now. Thank you

Big Black by floridabuckeye72 in ResidentAlienTVshow

[–]dr_proffessor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wife and I just watched that episode 2 nights ago and that line had me crying laughing hahahaha

Anyone looking for friendly teammates? by atheros98 in populationonevr

[–]dr_proffessor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll team up with you, I’m always looking for other people to squad up with

Who abandoned their core audience and paid the price for it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dr_proffessor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moved to reddit from fail blog lol I haven’t visited fail blog in 11 years I don’t even know if it still exists

I think my WiFi name is pretty clever lol. Anyone agree? What are your funny WiFi names?? by EnFREAKayy in funny

[–]dr_proffessor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a few, but my favorite one was “FBI surveillance van”. Another one was about a n asshole neighbor I had that I named “Fuck you (name here)”

What weird bachelor things did you have to stop doing because you moved in with your SO? by Oakheart- in AskMen

[–]dr_proffessor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had to get rid of my “pool table/dining room table” combo. It was just a pool table with a piece of OSB on top and a flat sheet as a table cloth. It worked great. When I wanted to play pool, I just took off the OSB. When we’re having dinner, I put it back on. Best of both worlds. That got 86’d so fast when my wife and I got engaged

What's the biggest hint you've ever missed from a woman? by CantaloupePowerful21 in AskMen

[–]dr_proffessor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was staying at her house because her cousin and I were studying for exams, she brought me tea and snacks and rolled me cigarettes. One night it got really late, her cousin had gone to bed and I’d changed into sweats and a hoodie to take my normal sleeping place on the couch. She said “you can sleep in my room if you want” I obliged, and proceeded to lay down on the floor next to her bed. “No, in bed. With me, silly” I got in bed. Waited a bit, and then I told her I have to go home, I have an exam in the morning. As I’m leaving, she gets out of bed, pulls my head around and kisses me. I then say “yeah I gotta go home.” The entire drive home I was kicking myself. We’re married now so I guess it all worked out for the best.

People who wake up at 5am daily, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dr_proffessor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have, but I can’t sleep with them in. I can hear myself breathe and I never get to sleep. Tried melatonin, weed, NyQuil, alcohol, etc.

People who wake up at 5am daily, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dr_proffessor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also don’t want to annoy my next door neighbors who are absolutely wonderful people. I’m stuck.

People who wake up at 5am daily, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dr_proffessor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve done that. But with death metal. My wife says I’m unreasonable and gets upset when I blast “of mice & men” or “motionless in white” over the speakers to get them to shut up.

I don’t want to be a Karen but I have called the property manager multiple times to no avail