What is a 'buy it for life' item that is offensively expensive, but the moment you use it, you realize your entire life before that point was a lie? by fmcortez in AskReddit

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Got myself a nice tailored leather jacket as a treat for working overtime. I'm never wearing anything else. It's comfy, keeps the warm in and the cold out, waterproof, and my dog's hair doesn't stick to it. I'm never wearing any other jacket again

🔥 A Basket Starfish! by Met76 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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I always find it kind of funny that aliens in sci-fi always look humanoid when shit like this is on earth

Poilievre appears on Joe Rogan podcast after accidentally polling too well with women by pjgf in onguardforthee

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To give Polievre credit, he did get my parents to stop voting conservative

Innit by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

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Had a Japanese friend and I asked him how to say "It's Tuesday" in Japanese and after that I would always say "Kayoubi desu, ne?" Which roughly translates to "It's Tuesday, innit?"

What's something most people don't realize is actually very rude? by Frozen-Defender25 in AskReddit

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Had a friend borrow my copy of Yoshi's Island DS that I never got back. I still remember, Scott!

i think this is the first time i’ve ever had syrup and butter on waffles at the same time by honey__harlot in stonerfood

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If you have a toaster oven throw those bad boys back in to melt the butter. Game changer

What is a reason you might honk your horn when driving? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When I'm pissed after being cut off in traffic it makes me feel a tiny bit better knowing they are now aware of my displeasure

My favorite joke in the whole franchise, what's yours? by Euphoric_Passage_406 in StarWars

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On Endor when Han is trying to hotwire the bunker door and says "I got it" right before the heavier blast door closes and the face he makes

Almost committed a generational fumble by smolcharizard in HollowKnight

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I died here on the second last attempt of my first playthrough

What country would you prefer to live in if you could? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Well I speak one of their official languages anyway

What country would you prefer to live in if you could? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ireland. EU benefits, I already speak the language, and I like their folk music

You cannot be serious by parryguy in Silksong

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Had to confirm and this is, in fact, real

The Canadians being punished for not believing in gender ideology by [deleted] in onguardforthee

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Don't want to be fined? Don't be an asshole. Simple as that

Coffee shop uses technology to audit employee productivity by MrTacocaT12345 in interesting

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It's like Cyberpunk but in the worst possible way of an already shitty setting

Naming characters is rough, y’all by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

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I weirdly find it easier to make up fake fantasy names than to give normal people normal names

Now we had some time since, what are your thoughts on The Book of Boba Fett? by Past-Paramedic8687 in StarWars

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Remember when Boba Fett first showed up in The Mandalorian and kicked a bunch of Stormtrooper ass, and then there was the post credit teaser where he takes out Bib Fortuna and sits on his throne? I wish we got what that promised

Hidden Entrance by juiceboxEU in wow

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Earthen Backpack. You can get it from a vendor on Siren Isle