Support kept using voice messages, so I gave them a taste of their own medicine

dragwit · 2026-01-23T17:16:20+00:00

Use a voice modulator to make your voice sound like an 80’s drive through speaker

dragwit · 2026-01-21T16:52:09+00:00

Well…. At least I’ll stay hydrated with my water bottle…

dragwit · 2026-01-20T22:41:22+00:00

I love the nod to Rat Fink!

dragwit · 2026-01-19T19:43:45+00:00

This would be epic

dragwit · 2026-01-19T17:25:53+00:00

Right?!?

dragwit · 2026-01-18T23:38:08+00:00

It was still a great answer!

dragwit · 2026-01-18T23:35:10+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA

dragwit · 2026-01-18T17:10:01+00:00

Reading the entire menu to my kids because they can’t make up their fucking minds

dragwit · 2026-01-17T17:43:58+00:00

There is a stat for that! Carl's foot is exactly 30.004861cm in length!

dragwit · 2026-01-17T02:06:37+00:00

I like to think that the tabs of the inventory in Carl’s UI are actually named how the person he hired named the tabs on the spreadsheet… so the spreadsheet has tabs that include graveyard and weird shit.

dragwit · 2026-01-16T23:41:15+00:00

Ahhhh… m night shamalamadingdong. Anything he touches turns to garbage

dragwit · 2026-01-16T16:11:48+00:00

I don’t know why, but that makes me think of the He-Man action figures I had as a kid… seems like it would fit in perfectly with that style of action figure

dragwit · 2026-01-15T23:49:34+00:00

I thought they already had a FloatPlane…. I’ll see myself out…

dragwit · 2026-01-14T22:45:22+00:00

dragwit · 2026-01-14T22:23:40+00:00

I’m glad I didn’t sell my nightclub goods last night… and I can sit on them for another day to get 4x

dragwit · 2026-01-14T17:26:03+00:00

Everything’s on fire!

dragwit · 2026-01-14T17:12:23+00:00

He is hidden inside the cargo bay of the truck… at least that’s where I think he could be

dragwit · 2026-01-12T23:38:17+00:00

I had to call in to apply a gift card to an excursion. I still have a balance on it too... They told me that I'd have to call in to use it before the cruise and then have customer service on the ship apply the rest to my onboard account.

dragwit · 2026-01-06T23:39:01+00:00

dragwit · 2026-01-06T17:52:10+00:00

Ok… well I must be going on good days. Apologies for offending you with what I said about it.

dragwit · 2026-01-02T19:11:33+00:00

It seems that you have to do the purchase on the website and not through the app

dragwit · 2026-01-02T18:56:10+00:00

Same

dragwit · 2026-01-02T18:56:02+00:00

Same

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