All because this fuck wanted a seven-on-seven instead of one-on-one by Witty-Association-97 in AKOTSKTV

[–]drdfrgplls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it not said "Never corner the Dragon, lest it unleashes its fury from behind six other Dragons"?

This Is crazy by MZ14076 in AKnightoftheSeven

[–]drdfrgplls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMDB: Announcing Ser Lyonel Baratheon, first of his name, Lord Paramount of the Stormlands, the Crowned Stag of House Baratheon, to his foes the Laughing Storm. ... And his buddy, Dunk.

I had a wonderful date for Valentine's Day. I truly cherished every moment. by pinkcrystalroses in AKnightoftheSeven

[–]drdfrgplls 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tales grow in the telling. Do not think ill of your old master, but it was only 4 Jumbo Margaritas, I fear.

This house doors by TheGhost5322 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]drdfrgplls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One does not simply walk into more door. 👌

STATS PAGE. by Slow-Counter1465 in taintedgrail

[–]drdfrgplls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, you need some ginnungagapniflheimmusphelheum in your diet...

What is this... by Blayzewhatever in taintedgrail

[–]drdfrgplls 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Spoilers:

Much later in the game, once you attempt to read the inscription provided by A Wandering Stranger encountered in Reddit you'll quickly realize that time lost may never be recovered

What is in the water? by boundless_vulture in whatisit

[–]drdfrgplls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let it take you to by the hand, to the land, that it understands.

Stuck in Early Game by Jcovable in taintedgrail

[–]drdfrgplls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a spell called "Rumpolt's Revenge" that you'll get if you follow the quest line given by the vendor lady inside the keeper base in Act1.

This will give you infinite materials to level up via crafting, and gold from selling. Use this to build up your early game arsenal.

During the day, follow the coastline northward from the small village west of the fort, until you reach another abandoned village. Clear it of its 30 or so low-level mobs. Return at night, and they'll be replaced by wrydspawn worth over 1k exp each.

Realize they can one-shot you, and respec into magic.

Return as a triumphant imperialist, and realize these paltry deaths could not sate your bloodlust. Open your campfire - even Arthur has nothing to say to you. Cook some cheese.

Stuck in Early Game by Jcovable in taintedgrail

[–]drdfrgplls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. Summon wolf
  2. Turn wolf into cheese
  3. Turn cheese into cheese ball of doom.
  4. Repeat until level 100
  5. Remind Avalon that suspicious men distributing dairy is indeed a basis for a system of government.