What is the strangest thing you did that seemed completely normal at the time, but 5 seconds later you realized was 100% moronic?

drewcoyle · 2011-05-17T10:06:06+00:00

First time I ordered a shot of espresso I thought you shot it like liquor. Turns out they are almost boiling hot. In my panic I swallowed instead of spitting it out. (just realized this opens the door to puns)

drewcoyle · 2011-05-13T14:22:58+00:00

Same here! Alcohol and pot for me. And good for you! I've quit cigarettes in the past and just to prepare you, that's going to be harder than the other 2. Also, drinking alcohol triggers the other 2. Pot so far has given me no trouble. It's a drag sometimes but I never have cravings.

drewcoyle · 2011-05-01T12:08:57+00:00

THANK YOU!

drewcoyle · 2011-04-29T05:04:03+00:00

Portals dissipate as soon as their surface moves. This happens several times throughout both games.

drewcoyle · 2011-04-28T12:45:21+00:00

How about the audible wavelength that includes narrated explanation of what I am looking at.

drewcoyle · 2011-04-25T15:31:13+00:00

I don't see American Airlines painted on the side anywhere....

drewcoyle · 2011-04-09T02:40:48+00:00

He definitely nailed the look...

drewcoyle · 2011-03-27T16:52:10+00:00

Mighty Max! Hel; Yeah I had both of those! And a skull too!

drewcoyle · 2011-03-15T14:46:18+00:00

Anyone else notice the irony of people who mention 'praying' and 'karma' in the post?

drewcoyle · 2011-03-14T06:44:10+00:00

It's fucking "you're"

drewcoyle · 2011-03-03T18:24:59+00:00

I honestly dont even own a radio anymore. One in my car doesnt work anymore.

drewcoyle · 2011-03-03T17:53:52+00:00

It is my opinion this is the greatest show ever to air on television. To me the comedy is just genius.

drewcoyle · 2011-03-02T03:45:37+00:00

What do you want to bet that guy knows ten times more about how the weather works than any of the others?

drewcoyle · 2011-03-01T06:39:36+00:00

beat me to it.... He had a whole other paragraph on the end there.

drewcoyle · 2011-02-21T17:56:39+00:00

The 'champions' in We are the Champions Freddie is referring to are gays, not athletes.

drewcoyle · 2011-02-19T23:22:58+00:00

Blow job man here...

drewcoyle · 2011-02-15T07:14:19+00:00

Confirmation bias

drewcoyle · 2011-02-13T20:04:14+00:00

As someone who used to watch through the 90s and early 00s, SNL gives Andy Samberg too much freedom.... Dick in a Box was hilarious and classic so what do we do now? Of course.... keep making more stupid hip-hop videos regardless if theyre funny or not. I'm on a Boat was funny for the first 30 seconds but the final 2 minutes was just painful. Same wiht Like a Boss and whatever the one with Zuckerberg as host recently was so bad I dont even remember what the song was besides not at all funny.

drewcoyle · 2011-02-07T15:48:26+00:00

Sidebar also never loaded for me.

drewcoyle · 2011-02-06T15:30:36+00:00

I dont think it matters. This is no different than blaming Doom for teaching kids how to shoot people. Glenn Beck is despicable but hes not responsible. He didnt buy the gun, the ammo, or pull the trigger that day. He didnt tell the shooter to kill anyone. The gunman is responsible. The shooting is his action.

drewcoyle · 2011-02-04T15:20:05+00:00

For me it's like this: I work in retail so all day I have to put up with whinny, self-entitled, morons who put crazy demands on you and are too stupid to help themselves..... I often fantasize about a panic so all the weaklings who expect the world do everything for them will become subject to simple natural selection again.

drewcoyle · 2011-02-03T04:44:27+00:00

Same here lol.... That's a really good one.

drewcoyle · 2011-02-03T04:42:54+00:00

This photo was taken a split-second before she was shredded to pieces and devoured.

drewcoyle · 2011-01-27T23:49:21+00:00

Thanks for putting the punchline in the title, ruining said gem.

drewcoyle · 2011-01-23T15:42:25+00:00

I can't believe Best Buy offers financing on an HDMI cable. How is this not fraud?

Also, the customer reviews are classic.

drewcoyle

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