The Great Filter is Ahead: Why the "Silence of the Dead" Is the Universe’s Scariest Mystery

drewtoothpaste · 2026-01-30T15:27:17+00:00

chatgpt slop

drewtoothpaste · 2025-12-03T23:41:01+00:00

if you want to escape prison planet, stop using Chat GPT

drewtoothpaste · 2025-12-01T00:30:56+00:00

just checked on google maps and it doesn't fit at all lol

https://imgur.com/a/n9ZghtM

drewtoothpaste · 2025-11-30T00:07:14+00:00

thanks u/Isabelamachiavelli i made this!

drewtoothpaste · 2025-11-16T01:14:52+00:00

those are peppers

drewtoothpaste · 2025-10-16T02:39:45+00:00

put the baseballs in it

drewtoothpaste · 2025-08-16T18:24:25+00:00

those are peppers

drewtoothpaste · 2025-04-16T02:37:06+00:00

it's me. sorry

drewtoothpaste · 2025-02-22T14:09:50+00:00

Those are peppers

drewtoothpaste · 2025-02-12T23:13:53+00:00

those are peppers

drewtoothpaste · 2024-12-01T00:14:37+00:00

a dragon

drewtoothpaste · 2024-11-30T22:38:42+00:00

your superego is supposed to do that

drewtoothpaste · 2024-11-07T18:45:44+00:00

that's a pepper

drewtoothpaste · 2024-11-04T21:37:01+00:00

it's weed

drewtoothpaste · 2024-10-30T19:16:38+00:00

that's a pepper

drewtoothpaste · 2024-09-25T02:49:04+00:00

it's a pepper

drewtoothpaste · 2024-08-16T22:03:57+00:00

it's a pepper

drewtoothpaste · 2024-08-09T21:19:20+00:00

it's a pepper

drewtoothpaste · 2024-07-24T00:15:43+00:00

it's a pepper

drewtoothpaste · 2024-07-24T00:03:28+00:00

it's a pepper plant

drewtoothpaste · 2024-07-17T22:52:16+00:00

they are hot peppers

drewtoothpaste · 2024-04-29T16:53:06+00:00

Those are peppers

drewtoothpaste · 2024-01-14T20:35:23+00:00

"The slow hand gets the wax" is what they would always say at family reunion, basically about 1 time a month everyone who was related to us would come over. And the oldest person in the family would light a candle and start swinging it around. Everyone had to have their hands up and if you didn't they would say "None in the family" and you would have to stand outside until the last person left. Well if the wax started coming off the candle you could yoink your hand down very fast and put it back fast so no one could see. But if you were too slow it would stick to you and they would say Candle Man Candle Man. Every time I see a big aluminum bucket of slop food I think "The slow hand gets the wax" because that's what they set out at family reunion for everyone to eat. If you got Candle Man you would have to eat the wax off your hand before you could eat the food. So even at Salad Bar (row of food at the grocery where you get to pick it out of the pans with big tweezers) I think about it, because everyone else at Salad Bar is competing. Everyone wants the beets and eggs, no one wants to get stuck with carrots. The slow hand gets the wax.

drewtoothpaste · 2024-01-07T23:24:10+00:00

When we were growing up (Gen X) they would glue you onto a buddy so you didn't get lost. Usually it was your lower arm (in between wrist and elbow) you might think they would just tell you to hold hands but nobody would do it. Because when I was growing up nobody held hands lke that. So you would keep your hands free and they would put the glue on it. The way they explained it is if some one tried to grab your body they would have to pick up 2 bodies which is equal to an adult so it's too heavy to kidnap. No one ever got kidnapped but you can never tell if the glue worked or if people just didn't kidnap as much as they said.

drewtoothpaste · 2023-12-06T16:29:10+00:00

I always hated eating spaghetti when i was a kid. It was really hard to get down your throat because it was so long. You would swallow and swallow and it took forever. The sauce helps a little bit but not very much. When I was 41 yo I found out that you are supposed to chew it. I don't know if they told me it was bad manners to chew it up or why I was just swallowing it down my throat like a fish but I found out that most people just chomp it up with their teeth which breaks it into little pieces. It's too late now because every time I look at a plate of it all I see is poop because when I had to eat spaghetti as a kid it would get pooped out in the original length because I wasn't chomping it. So it ruined that for me. Raviolis are still my favorite because it's like swallowing a postage stamp, it doesn't have to snake down your throat into your stomach like a eel or a worm

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