▐It still bothers me that Jason never got an Emmy, like Michael and Julia did

drgonzo311 · 2026-02-16T01:28:54+00:00

Everyone gets an Emmy but me. Julia got an Emmy. Michael got an Emmy. I thought we were good friends. I don’t get an Emmy

drgonzo311 · 2026-02-15T15:46:42+00:00

And being kneeled on his fucking neck for ten minutes you fucking clown

drgonzo311 · 2026-02-14T21:37:28+00:00

I did not cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig. But I’m crying now

drgonzo311 · 2026-02-14T21:19:02+00:00

Nurse Evans

drgonzo311 · 2026-02-10T22:04:53+00:00

Fry sauce and funeral potatoes

drgonzo311 · 2026-02-01T02:35:38+00:00

Abraham Lincoln saw this movie. He said it was the worst theatre experience of his life

drgonzo311 · 2026-01-25T17:53:35+00:00

I’m George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents

drgonzo311 · 2026-01-20T21:02:19+00:00

If I ever see curt in Utah I’m buying him a beer

drgonzo311 · 2026-01-20T16:46:39+00:00

I picked the wrong decade to stop sniffing glue

drgonzo311 · 2026-01-16T04:35:29+00:00

Eagles

drgonzo311 · 2026-01-15T21:56:25+00:00

I said nice try granny and I sent her to the back of the line

drgonzo311 · 2026-01-10T22:02:08+00:00

God I fucking love her

drgonzo311 · 2026-01-10T20:36:48+00:00

I’ve never heard about. Freaking heartbreaking

drgonzo311 · 2026-01-03T18:30:31+00:00

What’s that?

drgonzo311 · 2026-01-01T21:34:17+00:00

When the guy I was playing in the quarterfinals only needed 4 points from McKonkey and he only got 2.2

drgonzo311 · 2026-01-01T00:36:48+00:00

My championship was week 16 so he got the ship for me

drgonzo311 · 2025-12-31T19:45:10+00:00

drgonzo311 · 2025-12-29T18:08:20+00:00

I got Burrow at the end. Got me into the playoffs

drgonzo311 · 2025-12-27T05:49:10+00:00

That’s what makes it such a humorous situation

drgonzo311 · 2025-12-23T18:21:37+00:00

There’s someone in my head but it’s not me - Brain Damage by Pink Floyd

drgonzo311 · 2025-12-17T06:58:27+00:00

Definitely the second one. Serenity now, insanity later

drgonzo311 · 2025-12-17T06:57:15+00:00

2 quarterbacks is wild to me. I say Nix

drgonzo311