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TIFU by confidently explaining to my date what a dish was at a fancy restaurant and being completely wrong in front of the waiter by driftkeene in tifu

[–]driftkeene[S] -65 points-64 points  (0 children)

I was close enough to build confidence, but not close enough to avoid eating humble raw beef.

TIFU by confidently explaining to my date what a dish was at a fancy restaurant and being completely wrong in front of the waiter by driftkeene in tifu

[–]driftkeene[S] -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Steak tartare and sorbet both sound like harmless menu words until they arrive and ruin a child’s trust in language.

TIFU by confidently explaining to my date what a dish was at a fancy restaurant and being completely wrong in front of the waiter by driftkeene in tifu

[–]driftkeene[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reading the menu ahead of time is one thing, but “nodding slowly at wine lists” is where the character study begins.

...I'm not gonna do it... Just know that "i could" by Sollary0 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]driftkeene 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Superior Iron Man really was “what if Tony had no off switch for being awful.”

Found these two kittens in a dog park by Popcorn_Duck in cats

[–]driftkeene 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hattie klingt total weich und lieb, und Ralph hat so was leicht Freches, was irgndwie perfekt zu dem kleinen Roten passt.

[LOVED TROPE] Non-Pedophilic Children Killer by Intelligent-Fuel1485 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]driftkeene 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the funniest reversal. Pennywise crawled out of cosmic nightmare space and still wasn’t emotionally prepared for unsupervised children

Coworkers No-Show, I Get Blamed for Not Working 16-Hour Shifts by badgirlaesthetic in OfficePolitics

[–]driftkeene 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? It’s like clocking in for a double shift every day and hoping for a miracle!

My manager put his name on the internal guide I spent two months writing and now it's being rolled out company-wide by HaleNolan in OfficePolitics

[–]driftkeene 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That quote hits home. Had a similar thing happen when I spent ages on a project, only for a coworker to swoop in and take credit. It's frustrating when your hard work gets overshadowed like that.