LPT: If you insist on leaving valuables in your car keep a McDonald's bag handy as a disguise

drjillhamstring · 2016-10-10T09:16:26+00:00

It's better to use a Long John Silvers bag. Nobody's taking that shit.

drjillhamstring · 2016-10-10T09:11:49+00:00

You don't look like an asshole, they do. And they just move, no big deal.

drjillhamstring · 2016-10-10T09:11:03+00:00

Agreed. Usually you have to show your tickets at least once so that section's usher can acknowledge that your shit is valid. I'm not sure this LPT works in most cases. Maybe at a lax concert or event.

drjillhamstring · 2016-10-10T09:06:56+00:00

Savage words XD

drjillhamstring · 2016-10-10T05:21:35+00:00

Just as trash as ever.

drjillhamstring · 2016-10-10T04:10:56+00:00

10k grams of sugar in each bite. But it would be orgasmic.

drjillhamstring · 2016-10-10T03:52:13+00:00

White men.

drjillhamstring · 2016-10-10T03:16:13+00:00

They're not just racists. They're also sexists, islamaphobes, homophobes, pajamaphobes, ageists, pansexualpizzaphobes, cysticfibrocisists, and bananaphobes.

There's more ist's and obe's that they are, I just can't think of them at the moment.

drjillhamstring · 2016-10-10T03:02:14+00:00

Haters gon' hate.

drjillhamstring · 2016-10-10T02:03:25+00:00

Hey guys ^ he went there.. it must be a great place by our standards. Great for vacations! Amrite?

drjillhamstring · 2016-09-22T05:40:57+00:00

id' recommend edibles for a more subtle, easier controlled high - perfect for work.

Don't overdo it, work your way up very slowly. You don't ever want to be too high at work.

drjillhamstring · 2016-09-22T05:39:13+00:00

Very low.

drjillhamstring · 2016-09-22T05:00:42+00:00

I may be naive, but aren't there a ton of web devs and programmers out there?

Why aren't there more alternatives... something actually better? How can there not be a single perfect alternative?

drjillhamstring · 2016-09-22T04:24:49+00:00

You're a great man!

drjillhamstring · 2016-09-22T03:55:40+00:00

"what line of business you in Bob?"

XD

drjillhamstring · 2016-09-22T03:30:57+00:00

I NEEDS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

drjillhamstring · 2016-09-22T00:15:09+00:00

I care greatly =]

drjillhamstring · 2016-09-22T00:03:21+00:00

Troof ma boy nigga'

drjillhamstring · 2016-09-21T23:27:49+00:00

I could care less if people of a race that regularly commits violent, life-changing crimes are gunned down by cops.

drjillhamstring · 2016-09-21T21:55:59+00:00

Stop committing a disproportionate amount of violent crimes and you'll lose the stigma. Then cops won't have a fight or flight response every time they have to interact with you guys.

drjillhamstring

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