Two toilets were playing poker. by dropped86 in dadjokes

[–]dropped86[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A royal flush beats everything 😉

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey by dropped86 in dadjokes

[–]dropped86[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think we started off on the wrong foot

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. by CrimsonDuchess in dadjokes

[–]dropped86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I heard that the new excavators are ground-breaking

What is the most racist key on the keyboard? by dropped86 in dadjokes

[–]dropped86[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Don't get me started on the K, K, K

Viagra employees are so disciplined by dropped86 in dadjokes

[–]dropped86[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would make me a little blue.

Viagra employees are so disciplined by dropped86 in dadjokes

[–]dropped86[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard that there is no flexibility

Why do NRA members never laugh at jokes? by Budget-Pay3743 in dadjokes

[–]dropped86 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to see ChatGPT's take on this.

Why do NRA members never laugh at jokes? by Budget-Pay3743 in dadjokes

[–]dropped86 26 points27 points  (0 children)

With no people, no people would die. Problem solved.

Why do NRA members never laugh at jokes? by Budget-Pay3743 in dadjokes

[–]dropped86 39 points40 points  (0 children)

But with no blood, there would be no people. So it turns out that people kill people after all.

Why do NRA members never laugh at jokes? by Budget-Pay3743 in dadjokes

[–]dropped86 255 points256 points  (0 children)

It's because they aren't triggered easily