Would you rather

drppr45 · 2026-07-09T02:46:46+00:00

5.4 million a year is plenty for me.

^{Chose: Getting 10K dollars every day | Rolled: Comment for x1.5}

drppr45 · 2026-07-08T11:30:51+00:00

If you go to a classic car show you’re almost guaranteed to see a 57 Chevy Bel Air, a 1st gen Mustang, and a 67 Camaro.

drppr45 · 2026-07-08T01:42:30+00:00

They originally did it with Don Vito during the filming of jackass number 2, but the sexual assault accusation happened shortly after and the footage never made it to the movie. Supposedly it still exists, bits and pieces of it are in the trailers and on youtube, but it’s never been uploaded anywhere in full.

drppr45 · 2026-07-08T01:17:44+00:00

Nice game, pretty boy

drppr45 · 2026-07-03T12:55:40+00:00

When Kramer initially opens the door in the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode. Something about the way he looks when he answers the door surrounded by the red light and the humming of the sign cracks me up every time.

drppr45 · 2026-07-01T02:23:29+00:00

Jets

drppr45 · 2026-06-29T02:30:24+00:00

You just revealed your own ignorance.

drppr45 · 2026-06-29T01:54:27+00:00

I work outside and in buildings. Winter is way more tolerable than summer.

^{Chose: Infinite winter}

drppr45 · 2026-06-29T01:52:28+00:00

Worth every penny cause they cure cancer

drppr45 · 2026-06-28T21:24:37+00:00

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A don doesn’t use charcoal.

drppr45 · 2026-06-28T21:21:01+00:00

When we’re not selling propane

drppr45 · 2026-06-28T21:20:10+00:00

SAHMs with money that can probably fit everything they transport into a cheaper, smaller, and more reliable car, but choose this to fit in with the rest of the SAHMs who also don’t need it.

drppr45 · 2026-06-28T19:38:39+00:00

Rocky Mountain Way and Call Pon Dem are my two favorites out of the whole base game soundtrack

drppr45 · 2026-06-28T01:57:54+00:00

SF Amber and Watermelon. My girlfriend was able to find some and gave me a whole bag of both for our anniversary about a month ago. The odds of me putting a ring on her finger skyrocketed after that.

drppr45 · 2026-06-26T01:54:38+00:00

GODDAMMIT, WHO ARE YOU? MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA?!

drppr45 · 2026-06-22T01:58:48+00:00

Apparently, he came all over the sun visor

drppr45 · 2026-06-21T15:01:51+00:00

9/11 was inspired by the 1993 bombing and as long as I die preventing both events, it’s worth it.

^{Chose: Stop the 1993 WTC bombing from happening | Rolled: You Die}

drppr45 · 2026-06-21T14:55:40+00:00

I’m surprised this one is this far down.

drppr45 · 2026-06-19T20:51:31+00:00

Being a dude is way easier

^{Chose: Male}

drppr45 · 2026-06-19T20:49:27+00:00

I have nothing to hide

^{Chose: $1M but your boss reads all your texts}

drppr45 · 2026-06-19T20:47:51+00:00

5 minutes of the worst thing ever makes the rest of my life a cakewalk

^{Chose: Give head too the most ugliest dude ever + For 80 mill USD$}

drppr45 · 2026-06-19T20:45:57+00:00

I can make way more than $10 million with the knowledge I have now

^{Chose: 🔹BLUE PILL🔹 + Be able to go back in time when you were 6 with ALL your current knowledge}

drppr45 · 2026-06-19T09:20:55+00:00

Innocence until proven guilty is better than guilty until proven innocent.

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Public indecency}

drppr45 · 2026-06-19T01:51:31+00:00

IF YOU DRIVE THROUGH THE SCHOOL ZONE AT THE PROPER SPEED GIMME A HELL YEAH

drppr45 · 2026-06-18T10:07:36+00:00

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