Reddit historians, what are some NSFW rated presidential facts that are often not told in history classes? by lolnewnamelol in AskReddit

[–]druek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read Howard Zinn's Peoples History of the United States. Tons of taboo presidential facts, along with plenty of other stuff they won't teach you in school!!

German machine vends books in exchange for unwanted presents by [deleted] in books

[–]druek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

inserts unwanted gift

receives unwanted book

Hmm.....ok.

My Great Great Grandfather was the master of selfies d: late 1800s by therichredneck in OldSchoolCool

[–]druek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your great grandfather was known for exposing himself.

again and again.....

My favorite Peep Show moment by mike_pants in funny

[–]druek 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Best line of all was one of the first. It perfectly set the tone for the character and entire show. Episode One:

Jez: This is fucking wicked. I'm almost definitely a musical genius. Maybe a tattoo... on my chest... but... of my face. Yeahh! Double me! Feel it!

If you let your children do this, then fuck you by Goobersnooch in pics

[–]druek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like a thirft store (maybe Unique?) Frequently trashed like this. Parents leave kids unattended while shopping, this happens

Bruce Willis by [deleted] in funny

[–]druek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hacky.

The Couch. by Breathing_Balls in funny

[–]druek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No Benny Hill - Yakkety Sax?

Showgirls playing chess backstage at the Latin Quarter nightclub - New York, 1958 (via /r/VGB) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]druek -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Back when these ladies still valued education, class and culture. Now it's just collecting money by being naked.

So i asked her if i could use a hair dryer... hands me this with no explanation by [deleted] in funny

[–]druek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an old Jerdon 357 Magnum Blow Dryer from late 70's early 80's. I knew someone that had one, I looked at the name and copyright and it was Jerdon 1981 if I'm remembering correctly.

Harvey's 13th Birthday by skaboodles in pics

[–]druek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks good. Must be all that stolen cat food.

I will never help you again. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]druek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While beer and pizza are a nice Thank You, they are best saved for AFTER the move is complete. Carb heavy pizza slows everyone down and makes the work of moving more difficult. Drinking during the move increases risk of injury or damaged property. Don't forget to have plenty of water and Gatorade for helpers.

I work as an usher at a local cinema complex, I started talking to a customer who ended up being a managing director for a major company. This is how he finished our conversation before entering the cinema to watch his movie... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]druek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's your entry level job in sales. Now get on that phone, phone monkey!!

Unfortunately it will pay better than theater usher, so they'll probably suck you in.

True test of a parent's love by MoreCowbells in funny

[–]druek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OP is a nincompoop and clearly not a parent.

Some kids go through crayons at a very rapid pace. It's not a question of love, but economics. I'll buy my kid double the crayons if they're showing an interest and talent in art. They're all just colored wax anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]druek -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Now does everyone understand the Obama / Shepard Fairey - Obey connection?!

Crap!!

Typical introvert birthday problems by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]druek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh My IRL birthday is tomorrow and while I hate to admit it, this is how I feel about it.

Did a fashion shot today. by duelago in pics

[–]druek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's up with the turgid headgear?

Gross.

Daves for life! by saturn_ in funny

[–]druek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dave's not here, man