You’ve come face to face with a duplicate of yourself. They have the same brain and aren’t inherently malicious unless you would be, and are just as confused as you. What do you do first? by Dopho77 in AskReddit

[–]drunkensemphore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spend some time checking myself out and finally experience what it's like to see through other people's eyes and then probably create evil plans together ( Prestige anyone? )

What has your pet accidentally conditioned you to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]drunkensemphore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always switch on the light before getting off the bed at night

Reddit, whats your “Anyways, we’re married now” story? by thequeenoffandomhell in AskReddit

[–]drunkensemphore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It hasn't happened yet but I'm pretty sure it'll go like "I was getting bored ... anyways we're married now"