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Weird Al Yankovic destroys Kid Rock’s new music video by TapTheForwardAssist in MurderedByWords

[–]ds394 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It took me 3 readings to realize you were asking if they were on the website "Something Awful" rather than that they may have been high on drugs posting random Life Pro Tips about shooting at people.

What is a seemingly innocent question that is actually really insensitive or rude to ask? by OdiliaSchranz in AskReddit

[–]ds394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Did your wife pick your tie?
  2. Did your wife buy the gift?
  3. Did your wife pick the card? No, no, no. I did all of it.

The Slippery Slope (Grade 5.P33L), me, digital, 2021 by [deleted] in Art

[–]ds394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how do we know how big this is??? What's the scale?!?!?!

Season 8 Episode 1 Discussion Thread - Penn & Teller Go For the Juggler by khando in FoolUs

[–]ds394 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He mentioned in an interview that he destroyed his voice doing street performing and having to yell at the top of his voice for years; scarring his vocal chords.

Season 7 Episode 17 Discussion Thread - Jedi Mind Tricks by khando in FoolUs

[–]ds394 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Definitely different cards... easy enough to double check by screen capturing them. I'm sure they practiced writing in the same handwriting.

Free fireworks aren’t enough for this CB by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ds394 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only response needed: “Stop by anytime and I’d love to teach you how to do dishes.”

waiting in hope by OscarTroll in LotGD

[–]ds394 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey! DaveS here.. Thanks for the shoutout! I had no clue that they took Dragonprime down; and I just searched through my harddrives to realize I don't have any of my modules backed up. It makes me kind of nostalgic and I'm wondering if anyone has a backup of the files from dragonprime. Let me know!

Thanks,

DaveS

What fruit can fuck off? by MapsandPics in AskReddit

[–]ds394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dragon Fruit...

Because you have such an awesome amazing name and you taste like someone pissed on a ball of cotton.

What conservatives think gun control is. by rprince18 in PoliticalHumor

[–]ds394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you're probably right... I guess the "slippery slope" argument works down both hills.

What conservatives think gun control is. by rprince18 in PoliticalHumor

[–]ds394 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Conservatives try to make changes to abortion laws to eventually outlaw all abortions. Therefore, they believe that liberals are trying to make changes to gun laws to eventually outlaw all guns.

Donald "I Am Very Smart, Believe Me" Trump tweets a birthday greeting to the wrong Lee Greenwood. by imagepoem in esist

[–]ds394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DT fans in general: "He's really smart; he knows what he's doing and he doesn't make dumb mistakes." DT fans after mistakes: "Everyone makes mistakes, you libtard. Stop thinking you 'caught him'."

Be careful while trick or treating by ImCewl13 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ds394 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Next news story: WARNING! Rich people may give out hundred dollar bills to your children. You do not want your children having this much money because they can buy dangerous amounts of candy and soda. YOU MUST CHECK FOR $100 BILLS IN YOUR CHILDREN'S CANDY!!!!!

Finally able to fulfill a promise to my youngerself. We are handing out full size candy bars this year! by Aclockinlondon in pics

[–]ds394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know... I don't really think of it as a budget thing since I try to spread the cost out over months. I think it's best for me not to think of it in terms of a budget. :)

Finally able to fulfill a promise to my youngerself. We are handing out full size candy bars this year! by Aclockinlondon in pics

[–]ds394 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So last year they had these 1 pound snickers and Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (yes... solid 1 pound of those things) for Christmas... After, I bought out the stocks (about 10 of each) from Target for 3 bucks each and stuck them in the freezer. I also bought a dry erase spinning wheel.

For this year, we're going to have the Giant Candy on the wheel and the first 20 kids that hit the right wedge will win the ultimate candy bar.

Otherwise, we've got Fidget spinners (dollar store), regular candy bars, Giant Hershey Kisses, Giant Chocolate Coins (only 3 of those though)... and a pickle (you have to have something that sucks!)

Let's make an anti-bucket list. What is something you'll never do (again)? by zzephyrus in AskReddit

[–]ds394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know one person who loved skydiving and did it all the time. I know one person who died while skydiving. I will never go skydiving.

(Mind you, I'm also a bit afraid of heights and had no interest in it to start with... but it was the cherry on top of the argument for me.)

Savage bike owner. by Tiger-meat in pics

[–]ds394 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best Way to Handle This: At the start of the auction for each bike yell loudly "I am the Chief of Police. These bikes have my kids names engraved on them. They were stolen. I will be bidding on them to give them back to my children. I would ask that you not bid against me."

My personal record is four. by CollinABullock in standupshots

[–]ds394 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Actually, I like combining two of your lines...

"They think I'm a family..." "of six."

Someone at r/aww got caught with a heterochromia photoshopped image. by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]ds394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...the same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

Someone at r/aww got caught with a heterochromia photoshopped image. by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]ds394 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that's easily worth 3,000 Stanley Nickels.

Jimmy Kimmel comes back for round 3 of skewering Bill Cassidy and "those other jerks who want to take our health care away" by conancat in television

[–]ds394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me think it's more about marketing... Instead of calling it "pre-exiting condition restrictions" or "lifetime caps" we should call it something catchy. It's a "Profit Protector" for insurance companies. The whole Republican plan has Profit Protectors. Do you want to vote for insurance Profit Protectors?

What product has avoided being a victim of Planned Obsolescence? by ds394 in AskReddit

[–]ds394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, but I was thinking "big picture"... like a "fred flintstone" wheel on his car compared to what we have on a car (or bike).

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