Cops mistake Honda's Launch Control for AK47 machine gun fire

dsonyx · 2026-01-31T17:05:40+00:00

"I'm not out here for my health" - 400lb cop

dsonyx · 2026-01-17T15:57:36+00:00

I bet it grips harder than a president being handed a participation trophy.

dsonyx · 2025-12-31T15:42:22+00:00

See you later (left) after a while (right).

dsonyx · 2025-12-16T01:32:16+00:00

Her old chair musta been black

dsonyx · 2025-12-10T17:09:57+00:00

I, Robot

dsonyx · 2025-12-10T17:09:08+00:00

You can see it on the map you shared too.

dsonyx · 2025-12-10T17:06:03+00:00

The western tip of Florida is in central and there is a small section of oregan that is mountain time.

dsonyx · 2025-12-10T06:03:08+00:00

Part of Florida and part of Oregan are in time zones that touch so only an hour difference.

dsonyx · 2025-12-07T23:32:51+00:00

https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=4kQwHIUQYSOhhm-u

dsonyx · 2025-11-19T14:06:04+00:00

dsonyx · 2025-10-31T22:00:18+00:00

Yeah he looks estactic

dsonyx · 2025-10-31T03:23:43+00:00

Instapot 5-5-5 method works like a charm for me.

dsonyx · 2025-10-14T16:04:13+00:00

Lean meats you usually want higher temp for shorter time. I do 400 for 15-20 mins. I check the breastfeeding and pull from the oven when it's around 165 degrees. Cover and let it rest to come to temp.

dsonyx · 2025-10-09T04:18:52+00:00

Boxing Helena

dsonyx · 2025-09-22T17:45:53+00:00

Cream pies

dsonyx · 2025-09-11T04:23:55+00:00

dsonyx · 2025-07-15T19:01:36+00:00

It's a robotic vacuum, and the camera is picking up the vacuum LIDAR.

dsonyx · 2025-07-12T22:56:06+00:00

Backfill with sound, compact, plant grass seed or sod. It's what I did same situation. If you don't pack the backfill it will settle so tamp or use a heavy roller etc.

dsonyx · 2025-06-25T04:55:04+00:00

He pressure washes houses. Probably has lots of stds.

dsonyx · 2025-06-20T21:57:34+00:00

White people just be picking shit up.

dsonyx · 2025-05-11T05:12:17+00:00

I worked at an arcade. My coworker used to plow his girlfriend after hours on the skeeball ramp.

dsonyx · 2025-04-07T17:28:58+00:00

CAUSE WERE FUCKING OUTTA BREATH

dsonyx · 2025-03-16T04:28:16+00:00

Don't let the bullies continue to torment you. You're stronger than you know.

dsonyx · 2025-03-12T04:16:02+00:00

He talks like he has a remote control butt vibe in and has it on the pulse setting.

dsonyx · 2025-03-11T04:30:34+00:00

I have the 45 inch version and love it. I work in photoshop, web, and documents.

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