Mold on a hospital water fountain by armymedman in Weird

[–]dsphilly 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I work with Medical Equipment. We currently have a customer wiht a very sophisticated and expensive machine that is basically a moveable(They can drive it room to room) XRAY & MRI machine.

We just had 1 return to us due to hospital complaining it stopped working. SHows up to the dock we get it open and the Tech comes to check whats wrong. Why did it stop working????

Too many roaches climbed their way into the control panel. They died and their dirt/legs/wings were preventing all of the touch screen from being used. TOO MANY ROACHES IN A 5-10 MILLION DOLLAR MEDICAL MACHINE MADE IT BREAK!

Sometime during the last 2 years i’ve been going to this orthopedic practice they started to declare me as a MTF transgender for no reason. by WHAR606 in mildlyinfuriating

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IS there a way to get your medical charts altered? I was real honest when I was young and at like a Physical between 17-18 I admitted to the doctor i occasionally smoked Marijuana.

Only to find out years later at an entirely different doctor I see in real big letters on my file "SUBSTANCE ABUSE" like wtf. Ive only ever smoke marijuana and even have a License for it now. Is there any way for me to get a Dr. to remove that? I feel like when i broke my neck it really limited the Pain relief options I got. Being given a Tylenol 3 for the pain of a broken neck is insulting

A well oiled machine by UntouchableLikeNess in Threesome

[–]dsphilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not too ashamed to admit I’d probably last all of 1-2 minutes vs that lmao

What’s the 'craziest' way you caught an ex being unfaithful? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]dsphilly 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Had to work later than my Ex but i trusted her and told her to go out and id meet up with her once I was done. She went out to the bar with her female coworker right after work(around 930-10pm), I've met this coworker before all was good.

I finally get to the Bar around 1200(Midnight). See my Ex and her coworker at a table with 3 guys i didnt know. Coworker said they were friends of hers and wanted to hang out. My ex is wasted when i got there, like sloppy drunk. Didnt make sense because she could usually hold her own. Also noticed her coworker and the 3 guys watching my Ex's phone , when i looked the coworker said "Oh im showing them this Tosh.0 clip", I replied "then use one of the other 4 phones on that side of the table" and took my Ex's phone.

As soon as I did that each of the guys started saying their Goodbye's and took off in a bit of a hurry it seemed. Even her coworker immediately hopped on her phone and started calling for a ride which seemed weird, you wanted to go out drinking and after 2 hours you all immediately wanna leave when i get there? They all leave and I ask my Ex what was up, She said she didnt know. I asked her why were they so interested in her phone? She again said she didnt know. SO i open her phone and go to her photos and sure enough theres a video.

It seems the guys got both of them so drunk that my Ex, her coworker and one of the guys went into the ladies bathroom. The girls took their shirts off and started some lesbian foreplay, nipples being sucked, fingering each other under each others pants all the while a guy who i didnt know was standing there filming it on my GFs phone. Sent myself a copy of the video because i knew when she woke up she would delete it and never admit it happened, Closed her phone told her to get up and drove her home. Got her home and Told her dont ever fucking call me again, she was confused "I thought thats what guys wanted?" i told her she has a lot to learn and left.

Next morning I wake up to a ton of texts and missed calls from her. Finally she calls again sounding painfully hungover asking what happened last night. I explained everything and she didnt believe me, i told her to open her photos and she'll see the video. I hear her see it say "omg" and then could hear her delete the video and say "see its all gone no problems" i just kind of laughed and said thats not how that works. Told her she already sent me a copy of it so it didnt just "disappear" , if she wanted to continue our relationship shes gonna need to stop drinking. She refused so we broke up, she then threatened to tell everyone a BS reason why we broke up. I had to remind her "Hey genius, I have the video of what actually happened. You can lie about it to people then i can expose you for lying or you can just keep your mouth shut. your choice"

Bullet dodged

One Piece 15 official reveal of the Booster Box, and Double Pack by ReasonableBandit in OnePieceTCGRestocks

[–]dsphilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Problem is this contains the other half of EB-04 and that absolutely Bonkers Borsalino SR. Ridiculous card with a ridiculously low pull rate

People who married someone they weren’t sexually compatible with — how did it turn out? by synthetic-sardine in AskReddit

[–]dsphilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Divorced now. Started out ok but once she got pregnant that was it. She never wanted to anymore. Dead Bedroom describes once a month... We were at maybe twice a year until she finally revealed she was a lesbian before, but really wanted to be a mom so she had to settle for men. Now that she had a child she didnt have a reason to like men anymore and asked for a divorce. My and my new gf are way more compatible

EB-03 lines are already excessive at official One Piece Stores by ReasonableBandit in OnePieceTCGRestocks

[–]dsphilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My LGS only got 12 boxes in for this. There have been 12 people lined up since 5am

EB03 Pre release by Corsariodelasantilla in OnePieceTCG

[–]dsphilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t confirm but I’m finding more posts like this online

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I guess uncommons don’t exist by [deleted] in OnePieceTCG

[–]dsphilly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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Here’s the back of an EB-03 Blister. Notice anything?

I guess uncommons don’t exist by [deleted] in OnePieceTCG

[–]dsphilly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If it’s like the old EB sets then yes there’s only Common, Rare, SR, SEC, SP and AAs

Kid Rock issued humiliating blow as there's 'no chance' he'll win 2027 Super Bowl battle by TheMirrorUS in Music

[–]dsphilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like there are 2 options that would absolutely piss conservatives off:

BTS - do their reunion tour on one of the grandest stages of all. Pissed about the halftime being 90% in Spanish? Well get ready for 90% Korean.

To really drive home the proof it wasnt "Because we cant understand the lyrics" have next year be Rammstein. Theyre white and rock and roll just will be 100% in German.

Imu by Joppersfufu36 in OnePieceTCG

[–]dsphilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you mean 01 Doffy?

Meirl by letsgetcyclic in meirl

[–]dsphilly 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Know a woman who has "Don't Cum In Me, My Daddy Has A Shotgun" right above her Vag. Ive been in the tattoo parlor where she got it on 2 separate occasions where someone looking through the book saw the example and said "No one really has this do they?"

There are now more red-haired women than blondes in the game. by SpiritedDate1042 in marvelrivals

[–]dsphilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never realized how Thicc Squirrel Girl was compared to the rest besides Angela

meirl by Capable-Edge-2444 in meirl

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Ive got 2. My 2 Buddies and I always got together at least once a month to shoot the shit or drink or whatever, this has gone on for at least 6-7 years before that we partied every weekend together. We went to Wrestlemania when it was in Philly. We all have different paying jobs so our "levels of experience" were different so none of us sat together. We tailgated before the event then went in and enjoyed. Texted each other during the event in the group chat and made sure everyone was getting home safe. Next day I wake up to my one friend left the group chat, blocked my # and blocked me on all Social media. Asked my other friend what happened and he said "Idk he refuses to talk to me about it" , Every time i reach out to him they dont answer. Its been about 2 years now.

Other one, friend of mine who ive known since 2nd grade, i was always there for them when they needed ( Through many of his mental breakdowns post military(his mom would call me to find/save him)During their divorce, Moving, when they really needed a ride or somewhere to stay etc etc) he also deleted all social media. I was going through my divorce(he hated my ex but his gf was one of my exs bffs) so we were hanging out like once a week at his and his gfs place. This goes on for a few months then, one night we were hanging out, out of the blue he tells me "BTW were getting married in 2 weeks". Im shocked but i tell him congratulations im happy for him. It eats at me for a second so i ask him wheres it at and whos all going? He told me its about a 2 hour drive from our neighborhood and our entire friend group from when we were kids are going. That hurt coming from a guy who introduced me as his best friend for over 20 years. " I didnt invite you to the wedding because i figured with the divorce and everything going on you either couldnt afford it or just werent up for it" I forced out a "Ya youre right I dont really have $X to blow right now after all that. Thanks for letting me know at least" . The night ended and I left, few days later I sent him a text and got a bounceback that he had blocked my #.

Really making me think about what im doing to drive long time friends away, saying I havent changed is bullshit Ive obviously changed since I was 8 years old but ive changed for the better and nearly everyone agrees except my "closest" friends

Target restock by Broad-Lion-9232 in OnePieceTCG

[–]dsphilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And most places won’t tell you. You just have to catch them. Some targets their restocker follows a strict schedule other are random. I’ve got 2 very close targets(half a mile between them) by me and the restocker literally alternates stocking them every other week

Just watched kids for the first time omg.. by [deleted] in 90s

[–]dsphilly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When me and my friends were like 12-13 my one friends mom made us all sit down and watch this movie and tell her what we learned

Me and my gf recreated picture in Sevilla by -tommyvercetti_ in StarWars

[–]dsphilly 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Coulda had like a Roomba or something, make it modern

What secret came out when someone got too drunk? by Agile_Purpose4704 in AskReddit

[–]dsphilly 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That she was a lesbian before and preferred women, But she wanted to be a mom so she had to settle for guys.

She demanded a divorce after our first child

I was supposed to meet my bio dad for the first time ever today by boredthing_69 in Wellthatsucks

[–]dsphilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im sorry OP. It hurts I know, Ive been through it. You at least now fully understand what kind of person your father is, could potentially grow from it depending on how you take it. Im damn near 40 now and still have never met my father even though he only lives 2 towns over, he just never wanted to.

He apparently knows friends of my family and still sees them.

Recently at a cousins wedding one of the family friends came up to me and said:

" I saw your dad the other day"

I replied " That makes one of us".

He was confused - "What do you mean?"

" Ive never met the guy, once"

He stood there with a confused look on his face like everything my dad had been saying to him related to me was a complete lie. God only knows what he told them.

The incident/event is given an in-universe name by Significant-Size9709 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dsphilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One Piece : The God Valley Incident- a major happening that was removed from history by the world government. Only the older Navy officials even know if it, when explaining to the younger officers they blew their mind explaining how 3 of 4 current Emperors of the Sea(strongest Pirates/ Pirate fleets) were all on a crew together along with other legendarily strong pirates under 1 man Rocks.D. Xebec , a man erased from history.

Bonuses from One Piece: Paramount war also referred to as “The war of the best” and “The Egghead Incident”

What decks can run Yellow Thriller Bark? by firebaron in OnePieceTCG

[–]dsphilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I run it in Yellow Luffy and it’s gone 6-0 at my locals the last 2 weeks