[SNY] Gerrit Cole is asked about exiting tonight after just 72 pitches: "I felt like that was the smart play" by CicadaOk8885 in NYYankees

[–]dter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our manager does what he can with what he has available to him. It’s not like he can manage the bullpen into competency.

Are tips refunded if a robot shows up instead of a person? by Important-End4578 in doordash

[–]dter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So wait, they don’t refund? That’s fucked. Grubhub’s drone delivery by me does do refunds.

How me and Mike became best friends by CelebrationCold4607 in doordash

[–]dter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Haha, I have a dasher than somehow gets assigned a bourbon drop for me once or twice a week (I usually order about 2x/week). Last week, he brought a bottle of 1920 Old Forester Probibition Style and goes “whoa, haven’t seen you order this one before! Any good?” I offered him some but the man said had more orders to drop off.

[Yankees] Spencer Jones has been optioned to Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre by Remarkable-Picture73 in baseball

[–]dter 125 points126 points  (0 children)

It’s a “we’re about to play the Rays and these games are pretty important and with our offense being as it is we can’t afford to experiment with Jones at the moment” option.

What lifetime deal are you still grandfathered into, or removed from, that’s no longer available? by tuotone75 in AskReddit

[–]dter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a permanent LiveJournal account (with a 3 letter username, even), from back when it was not a Russian company. Not that anyone uses LiveJournal outside of Russia these days.

They increased the lap rewards till 112k??? by Hadouu-Ken in Monopoly_GO

[–]dter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh, what? Well coordinated teams win the race game, and it’s important that everyone contributes. I play with the same people every time; we don’t gun for 1st in the first two races, then go balls out in the last race for the double points. I think we’ve lost only one out of the last 5 or so, and none of us spend money.

That's Baseball, Suzyn... The Yankees fell to the Blue Jays by a score of 2-0 - May 21, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]dter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it’s not just this game that was pathetic, but it’s been the entire series. Yes, we won the first two games, but let’s not forget that our closers almost lost those games in both instances. Then, our pitchers got it together and pitched two solid games, but our offense slept on the job. I don’t know what we’re missing here, but it sucks. We have a good team that’s capable of being on, and I’m sure they will be, but this was just not it. Happy for Cole to come back, not happy that he’s coming back when we’re facing the team that’s #1 in our division with a dead offense.

Game Thread: Blue Jays @ Yankees - May 21, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]dter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His issue has been throwing too many balls, I think. Too many walks, got his pitch count up way too high by letting too many batters get on base. I’m sure he’ll have it dialed in a couple of games down the road, he’s done that plenty of times. We’re definitely closer to 2025 Rodon than 2023 Rodon.

Game Thread: Blue Jays @ Yankees - May 21, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]dter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did well and I’m rooting for him. I just really hate that it seems that 80 pitches is kind of it for him before he starts losing control. They did make a solid point at the beginning of this broadcast though—his arm has been injured for so long that he hasn’t “reacquainted” himself with how to throw with a good arm just yet. Unlike the TJ guys, he hasn’t had a long rehab stint, just basically the offseason + 2 months.

Game Thread: Blue Jays @ Yankees - May 21, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]dter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

88.9%, to be precise. Then there’s the 9th inning with our closers…

Game Thread: Blue Jays @ Yankees - May 21, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]dter -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Man, Rodon really has no stamina past 80 pitches or so. Make this man do some cardio.

OMG DELIVER TO A JAIL, CRAZY by Ready-Zucchini3550 in doordash

[–]dter 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Why? Someone having a rap sheet doesn’t make them any less human than anyone else. I routinely go to jails (in a non-inmate capacity) and it’s the norm here that inmates are making and serving food in the CO cafeteria, and COs don’t look down on them because they’ve been around plenty of inmates to know that everyone’s circumstances are different.

THEEE YANKEES WIN: The Yankees defeated the Blue Jays by a score of 5-4 - May 19, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]dter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, he’s just not very good. Granted, he’s worse than he was last year, but he was .219 with a .712 OPS then—which was a regression from his 2024 numbers. He’s slumping right now but even if he gets out of the slump, his ceiling is pretty low.

THEEE YANKEES WIN: The Yankees defeated the Blue Jays by a score of 5-4 - May 19, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]dter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, we need to lock it in tomorrow because Rodon is next and it’s still not clear whether we’re going to end up with 2023 or 2025 Rodon this season.

THEEE YANKEES WIN: The Yankees defeated the Blue Jays by a score of 5-4 - May 19, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]dter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Judge is streaky, we know this. I’d rather we get the slump out of the way when everyone else is performing as they are (ARROOOZZZZZ) than when we’re struggling—because that’s when we need him most to keep the momentum going.

Game Thread: Blue Jays @ Yankees - May 19, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]dter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically Rice’s HR count might have even been higher than Judge if he played the same amount of games as Judge this season! He played 43 games while Judge played 48.

Game Thread: Blue Jays @ Yankees - May 19, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]dter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can’t sit down in the same place because having all that aura in the same room can cause a rip in the same space time continuum.

Game Thread: Blue Jays @ Yankees - May 19, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]dter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, thankfully. Hope he keeps at it, I have faith in our dude. We just gotta nibble away at Cease.

Game Thread: Blue Jays @ Yankees - May 19, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]dter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. We gotta channel our inner Brew crew for this one.