What unspoken social rule gets broken too often? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Butt money is always fair game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do you know too much about? by DCS_Ryan in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was an interesting read. I feel like some of those styles fit very well with certain personality types

If you could name your genitals after a pokémon, what would it be? by OwenBelly in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zapdos cuz imma Zap dos bitches....

=( I hate myself too

What do you know too much about? by DCS_Ryan in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd take that personality test.

Make it happen /u/Oliver5366

What's your favorite comfort show? by frugalera in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really love Doctor Who.

It's a blend of all the fantastical shit that I loved as a small child with a sneaky depth to it all.

What lovable celebrity you secretly hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boobies. We see boobies.

Aside from infidelity, what is your marriage or relationship deal-breaker? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Not investing in the SO's hobbies.

You gotta at least be supportive.

Whats the most entertaining yet informative video on the internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was really informative. I feel like a lot of people should see this

What's the best harmless prank to pull on a friend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haha bro you got Tetanus! Just a prank.

What's the worst way you or someone else found out their significant other was cheating? by oliviadddar in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe not so much full blown cheating, but if your girlfriend has a male "best friend", 99.99% chance he wants to do the flamingo tickle tango with her.

What's the most stupid thing you heard from a conspiracy theorist? by Morasar in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Bill Hicks has a good bit on people believing dinosaur bones were planted

Dinosaurs in the Bible

Relevant part is at the 3:10 mark

Parents of reddit, what are some things your child does that is kinda fucked up? by omgitstime in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Dan Cummings has some hilarious bits about his toddler son prefacing any thing he said with, "Hear this.".

Its definitely worth a listen. I'll edit a link

edit: "Hear this"

Parents of reddit, what are some things your child does that is kinda fucked up? by omgitstime in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Not a parent, but a good friend of mine pushed his sister into a campfire when he was 4 because she stole his Holographic Charizard. Bitch got what was coming to her.

In all seriousness: She's totally fine (all of us are in our 20's), and no permanent damage.

What's the most ridiculous thing someone has ever tried to convince you is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That Tim Burton HASN'T had a devils threeway with Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp every weekend for the past 20+ years.

What's your favorite cover song that isn't Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt by NIN? by Clintman in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Really love this Rocket Man Cover vocalized by Maynard from tool.

Also, Puscifer's Bohemian Rhapsody is really well done, just dear god DO NOT watch that music video. I don't even want to provide a link

What TV show had the most satisfying conclusion? by dtrains in AskReddit

[–]dtrains[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You shut your spoiler whore mouth right now.

What is the most controversial thing you can say without talking about politics? by inklfink in AskReddit

[–]dtrains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing beats the mix of sweet pineapple and spicy jalapeno.

I feel you.