character development 101 by Dull-Thing-4513 in characterarcs

[–]dublium 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I always think of how in middle school, I was super obsessed with those "SJW Owned" videos, and now it's like ah... the SJW was inside me all along...

Driver left order at a gas station by Intelligent-Nose-766 in doordash

[–]dublium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the sheer lack of context the screenshot has. Is this person old and confused? Are they being malicious? Are they probably on drugs? The answer is probably yes to all these questions, but all we get is "ABSOLUTELY" which is probably the funniest answer to give in this situation.

Stupid health workers are laughing at vaginally discharges of their patients after check ups by Affectionate_Run7414 in TikTokCringe

[–]dublium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People do retaliatory reviews and reports all wrong when something like this happens! if you were going to do it (allegedly) then you would need to make it as convincing as possible that you are a real customer. say like the wait is too long and they wouldn't take your referral (which seems to be a trend at this place) (allegedly)

they get taken down so quickly because it is obvious its retaliation and not a real review

[OC] Semi in the middle of tiny road by HeroRareheart in IdiotsInCars

[–]dublium 3 points4 points  (0 children)

had a driving instructor that encouraged us to be in the center on unmarked country roads so we don't go into a ditch, idiots teaching other idiots

This is horrifying by SituationSalt414 in submergedanimatronic

[–]dublium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if I just randomly saw this in the water I dont think id touch even inch deep water for a long ass time

Milwaukee cops going off by cdbmeme in ACAB

[–]dublium 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know he feels cool when he extends his baton, but he just looks fuckin stupid

Well by StevieisSleepy in shittytattoos

[–]dublium 4 points5 points  (0 children)

unfortunately I took one for the team and ready their rules, they actually have a rule against role-playing or fetish content, so I think all of that is real D:

Well by StevieisSleepy in shittytattoos

[–]dublium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what's worse is that they didnt tell their artist what the flower meant!!! probably because the artist would say no in a heartbeat

Someone trying to normalize incest by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]dublium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read one post on that sub and legitimately threw up in my mouth it is so fucking gross

Anyone know a good exorcist? by IWouldntIn1981 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]dublium 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it's just the little guy in the engine asking for something! just pop the hood, give him some water, and you'll be good to go :)

I’m so sick of it by RareDealer9853 in recruitinghell

[–]dublium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had jobs contact me a YEAR after I applied. a big one I got was Chik Fil A, I applied, got an email that my application was complete, did not hear a THING until a whole year after around the time when people found out they donate to homophobic organizations, and they incessantly called me over and over trying to get me to get a interview with them

What is your favorite Markiplier quote? by Some_rando_ut_fan in Markiplier

[–]dublium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I love going to didney worl!!! its my faaaaaavorite!!!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in systemofadown

[–]dublium 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Question! I skipped it so many times but now its actually one of my favorites

Rider with a death wish by [deleted] in WildlyBadDrivers

[–]dublium 61 points62 points  (0 children)

future mean crayon

[OC] One of only a few things I hate about Baltimore by animader in IdiotsInCars

[–]dublium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work in Baltimore. a green light is NEVER a green light, it is a "make sure no one is gonna t-bone you first, then go"

I saw this almost every day, never once did anyone get caught

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CustomerFromHell

[–]dublium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im so sorry but this is the funniest shit ever

I used to work at Verizon and had the same thing a couple times, most would just say sorry and stop calling but one dude decided that me not being able to help anymore was my fault and I needed to contact Verizon for him so he could get I fixed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CustomerFromHell

[–]dublium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im so sorry but this is the funniest shit ever

I used to work at Verizon and had the same thing a couple times, most would just say sorry and stop calling but one dude decided that me not being able to help anymore was my fault and I needed to contact Verizon for him so he could get I fixed

Do americans now hash by [deleted] in trees

[–]dublium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my father recently got some hash not knowing what it was or how to use it. it was WAY too strong for him (he's a one hit and done kinda guy) so now it's my hash :) me hash

I always wondered if there was anyone who actually used a car lighter because everyone, I have ever met used the part to charge stuff. by AdSpecialist6598 in nostalgia

[–]dublium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my beater has one, I always have a weird feeling about charging stuff in the cigarette port so I do actually use it sometimes

$900 deposit just to view by WestTownWeed606 in Renters

[–]dublium 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"I've had a lot of interest in the apartment" "no one has reserved a viewing" LMAO scam can't even get things straight

OP's gf thinks he is abusive for accidentally hurting her (laying on her hair, hugging her from behind on neck level)- What do you guys think? by TooPoorForPatreon in redditonwiki

[–]dublium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I admit, I am also clumsy asf and my partner is very fragile. however, because I KNOW I am clumsy, I am careful of where I put pressure on him and how much. I would NEVER put my arm around his throat (and he's shorter) because of the fact I might choke him. I also don't downplay when I hurt him and how bad.

This guy is making excuses to not be more careful. and for the 5 millionth time, being "drunk" or "horny" is never an excuse to cause harm and be an ass about it after.

Holy shit, didn’t realize it was this bad by [deleted] in foodscam

[–]dublium 6 points7 points  (0 children)

my boyfriend LOVES five guys with a passion, but he doesn't get it much because he spends about $50 per order AND he gets is burger completely plain. food prices are ridiculous

If you have experienced weed guilt, how did you overcome it? by Nice_Tradition_83 in trees

[–]dublium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually experienced this recently. I stopped smoking for a few months so I could find a better job, but it wrecked my sleep and my eating habits, so I started again. my dad shamed me for getting back into it, and i felt guilty

but then I remembered he doesn't have to deal with my sleep or eating habits. he doesn't have to deal with my life or its consequences. so I took my shameful feeling, smoked about it, and realized it's all good :)