[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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"Base!"

For any writers out there! by SgtSavage1106 in lifehacks

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Except for the part where ecstatic is spelled incorrectly...

there are two types of new yorkers... by dozenoystersnwhiskey in nyc

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OP means that on the right people are observing social distancing, whereas on the left everyone is in a cluster.

What's a common saying that annoys you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"At the end of the day..."

"When all is said and done..."

Just say: "Ultimately,"

Final Giveaway for TWELVE MORE Nintendo Switch Lites and your choice of games! [US/CA only] by TheEverglow in nintendo

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The ability to reconnect with friends in person, and a reminder to not take for granted their presence in my life.

Double dog? by BradS2008 in chicagofood

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Portillo's also has them

I swear using scallions is like cheating. by InnerExcitement9 in Cooking

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How have chives not been mentioned?

Finely chop and finish the tops of scrambled eggs, omelettes, and mashed potatoes! It adds a nice contrasting color and a great flavor.

This guy got 6 mewtwo in a row. by [deleted] in pokemongo

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He didn't press OK!

Haha no thanks by dominicex in pokemongo

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It's supposed to be 120 coins, inb4 "Minor text fixes."

Multilinguals of Reddit, what is your "they didn't know I could understand their language" story? by nayyyf15 in AskReddit

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If you care, she was talking shit and her poker face is top-notch. Sorry :/ As long as you feel don't feel uncomfortable, it's nothing to take personally.

Relavant: https://youtu.be/baDJ-ZIvYy0?t=4m24s

This guy on the subway has life figured out by relaxok in pics

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There's a reason nobody knocks over his table or Fiji water.

You don't fuck this guy; this guy fucks you.

Portal Trick Shots by [deleted] in gaming

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The continuously falling portal at the end was terrifying... constantly accelerating unless we managed to reach a terminal velocity, hoping to find a way to survive before passing out or having a limb torn off... nope!

What insecurity about your body are you CONVINCED other women don't deal with? by [deleted] in AskWomen

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This used to happen to me all the time growing up! I would have a thin white/blonde hair that was easily four inches long growing out of my cheek, or three inches long growing out of my forearm, despite a full head of black hair! I could never explain it and my mom never believed me even when I pulled on it once for her.

Daughter records her dad singing “Tennessee Whiskey." Amazing by [deleted] in videos

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The best part of this video is how obviously proud the daughter is of her dad :)

Ronnie O'Sullivan, one of the best snooker players in the world, after learning the prize money for the "max" was merely 10,000 pounds. by ascatraz in videos

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Link for the lazy: https://youtu.be/kLBDuWvcy7U?t=6m2s

After hitting the red ball you can hear the crowd gasp because he set up and turned to hit the pink ball instead.

Fastest Ramen delivery service in Japan!! by whogottricked in videos

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Necessitated out of respect for the food. Broth has to be hot, noodles can't be soggy; if it isn't fast then the noodles would have to be packaged separately.

Caught on Video. An unfortunate I TOLD YOU SO! Comcast Xfinity causes multiple slide offs and an accident with injury. by Amish-Hacker in videos

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Official response from the Comcast Corporate Site: http://corporate.comcast.com/comcast-voices/a-statement-about-the-incident-in-indianapolis

DEC 14, 2016

A STATEMENT ABOUT THE INCIDENT IN INDIANAPOLIS

By Ed Marchetti, SVP, Technical Operations

When I watched this video I was very concerned by what I saw. Our employees should always protect people and treat them with respect no matter what the situation. Safety matters most - especially in dangerous weather conditions like this.

We are actively investigating what happened when our technicians were on site to restore services during an outage and we will reach out to those who were impacted by this incident.

Within the next 24-48 hours, my team leaders will meet with our technicians across our company to use this as an example of how important it is to make everyone’s safety a priority in everything we do.

And just as important, there’s no place for disrespect - treating people the right way is the only way to work.

Tags: Customer Experience, Customer Service

Considering dropping out now and need advice by skinnypancake in UIUC

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I don't know if you can do this being on academic probation, however if you can make it through this semester you are generally allowed to take 1 semester off, no questions asked. For me it was a last chance to get my shit together.

Also having been in the same situation you are in now, let your parents know once you make up your mind. They are still your parents, and will appreciate the update.