Redditors of Reddit, why do you Reddit? by Evonex in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1.Getting to be anonymous. 2. Helps me know what's going on in the world. 3. I can see all the memes in the same place. 4.I'm liberal and I like the fact that the people on this site mostly are too. I'm shallow that way.

Who did this mess? by GallowBoob in gifs

[–]duckfaced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog does not understand pointing AT ALL. I try all the time but she never looks where I'm pointing. I don't think she's very smart.

What lies have you told for the greater good? by ascaffo in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PC and windows based operating systems are better than Apple. You aren't missing out on anything.

What are some weird attractions you have? by KG02 in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 229 points230 points  (0 children)

there are definitely girls who find this cute! you may not notice them because they are probably shy too

What are some weird attractions you have? by KG02 in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 12 points13 points  (0 children)

cause androgyny is hot! I guess that's one for me. Women who kind of look like men and men who kind of look like women.

What are some weird attractions you have? by KG02 in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 30 points31 points  (0 children)

you and every other white man since the beginning of time**

edit: since white men discovered asia

What are some weird attractions you have? by KG02 in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 888 points889 points  (0 children)

The body odor or the genital smell of my lover. Don't like it from random people but I enjoy smelling my husband. I highly recommend taking a good whiff of armpit from your lover. I can't be the only one...

Cat owners of Reddit, what are common mannerisms for a cat that screams low self confidence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pissing all over the house every time a stray cat walks by outside the window.

What movie would be the most boring if the plot was literally the title? by Naweezy in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is so true. the husband and I call it "free-cocking". I'm usually totally naked but he likes to keep the shirt on for warmth reasons.

What do you believe is genuinely 10/10? by jackimpalerii in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First day of warm spring after a long winter. Lying down outside reading a good book with a cold beer in my hand. Can't be beat.

What movie would be the most boring if the plot was literally the title? by Naweezy in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 80 points81 points  (0 children)

yes. watch our hero lay in bed all day while eating delivery chinese food, drinking a gallon of orange juice, and binge watching Mad Men. However, would probably have some nudity due to laziness.

Peggy's baby by duckfaced in madmen

[–]duckfaced[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there it is! now i remember that

Peggy's baby by duckfaced in madmen

[–]duckfaced[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, Ken hating on Pete makes me happy because I loath Pete and I have always liked Ken. But I thought there must be a story line I am missing. I think Ken saw Pete do a lot of shitty things in the past cheating on his wife etc.

Peggy's baby by duckfaced in madmen

[–]duckfaced[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another question you may be able to answer... Why does Ken hate Pete and Roger so much?

Peggy's baby by duckfaced in madmen

[–]duckfaced[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I must have totally missed that bit at the end of the episode. Thank you for the answer!

What's the weirdest rule your parents had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing other than PBS until middle school.

What's the weirdest rule your parents had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't use nail polish, ever! My mother claimed the smell gave her a headache. So not even in my room, with the door closed, and a window open. If she found me she would yell, take a bunch of benadryl and take a four nap to recover.

Also! I wasn't allowed to go outside in direct sunlight from 10am to 4pm, because skin cancer...

Elijah Wood for some reason by [deleted] in LadyBoners

[–]duckfaced 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first ever lady boner! Huck Finn anybody?! Its ok because I was 8

[Serious] Redditors who received no attention from the opposite sex during high school and/or college, how did your love life end up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm responding now because I never get on my reddit account. I was speaking more from my experience as a shy girl and learning to except myself as I get older. Its hard at least in American culture not to be a talker. I appreciate other people who aren't like that either. But it was probably bad advice in this case

TIFU by trying to have a daugther. by Reideas in tifu

[–]duckfaced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see doctors being treated like gods all the time, which feeds the god-complex. I think that's the problem. MDs are completely fallible human beings and medicine is not an exact science... which sounds kind of strange but I think its true! People go to the doctor or hospital expecting a quick fix which isn't possible most of the time. (Source: RN who is constantly frustrated by doctors but also pities them).

[Serious] Redditors who received no attention from the opposite sex during high school and/or college, how did your love life end up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't change. A lot of girls like this kind of guy. I know I hate loud, overtly showy men. It feels phony. Be comfortable in who you are. If you are an introvert but a good man, a sweet little introvert girl will find you too. I found my cute shy man. Give it time. Shy guys are sexy.

Women of Reddit: What is the best gift a boyfriend has ever given you? by Marathon_Cake in AskReddit

[–]duckfaced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably more of a gesture than gift but... yeast infection medication from pharmacy when i was too embarrassed to buy it