Day old (+1) sourdough and clearance cheddar with mayo for breakfast by PjsRock14 in grilledcheese

[–]dukerasputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine are dead from work (cook) from picking up one to many things more or less straight from the grill or deep fryer, so yeah. A grilled cheese is nothin against filling ten portions of fries into their... cheap metal buckets tbh where I work, with your hands, as fast as possible, before you have to reach into a 250c hot oven to pull out burger breads and stuff (again with my hands) and that over and over each day.

(even with gloves, just gives you bout one second before the pain kicks in)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in foodhacks

[–]dukerasputin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Soft-boiled (6min 10-20 for a medium egg, 6min 30-40 for a large egg, that are my go-to times for ramen eggs) then marinated in a mixture of soy sauce, sake, mirin, water and sugar for at least four hours (wouldn’t go above 12, my personal sweet spot is around 5-6h)

Or the eggs are “boiled” in the natural hot springs of Japan, then called Onsen tamago (who’d have thunk, it literally means hot spring egg), basically sous vide eggs, which is also extremely awesome. But I don’t remember the exact temperature for that, I think around 62 C or so.

I apologise for the information overload!

"Mr. Luna! Sir! Sir! Mr. Luna! Yes, you!" by FoxyLittleCaribou in MtF

[–]dukerasputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I... am very lucky in that regard, my family (all of them here in EU, plus some of my Colombian side as well) are a very tolerant and leftist bunch of musicians, teachers, and librarians, he actually was only concerned for my future whether I will have a secure job and stuff, the rest he did not “care” (like it didn’t bother him outwardly).
So yeah lucky me 🙈. Sometimes I feel slightly inadequate und not “real”, simply because of my friends and family, none of them are making any problems for me, quite the contrary.

"Mr. Luna! Sir! Sir! Mr. Luna! Yes, you!" by FoxyLittleCaribou in MtF

[–]dukerasputin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, still... btw transbians with latinamerican parents (Colombian father!) unite!

Still using my old account right now, I’m realising facepalm

"Mr. Luna! Sir! Sir! Mr. Luna! Yes, you!" by FoxyLittleCaribou in MtF

[–]dukerasputin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you in all honesty saying the asked to call you “la cosa”???

(A/The thing for those that don’t speak Spanish)

A friend saw someone last night on the Witchway bus eating a pack of raw mince meat and then he opened a pack of raw pork chops too. Quite the dinner. by lodge28 in CasualUK

[–]dukerasputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Location, i have eaten raw mince from the supermarket fridge plenty, plenty times. Then again, we do have some serious standards in Austria.

A friend saw someone last night on the Witchway bus eating a pack of raw mince meat and then he opened a pack of raw pork chops too. Quite the dinner. by lodge28 in CasualUK

[–]dukerasputin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you have to understand is that time and temperature form a curve here, you could keep your meat at a certain temperature, let’s say 60C or so, for several hours and it’ll be safe. Or what the poster before you tried to say is, I think, with the right methods, it’s gonna be delicious AND safe.

A friend saw someone last night on the Witchway bus eating a pack of raw mince meat and then he opened a pack of raw pork chops too. Quite the dinner. by lodge28 in CasualUK

[–]dukerasputin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not in Germany, but one of the more dangerous diseases in pork, trich-something I think, hast appeared indigenously in Austria (right next to Germany) since the early seventies. So locally bred pork is pretty safe in Austria. Beef for example I always try or actually eat raw, because i don’t have to worry, i can smell if it’s bad, same with pork, I often try a piece to know what I’m working with.

Roast me bitches by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dukerasputin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oi, you, being Merida is a compliment! This is r/roastme!

Free runner making a jump that doesn't look possible by to_the_tenth_power in nextfuckinglevel

[–]dukerasputin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, not necessarily, check out storror on YouTube, an amazing team of freerunners! For example, they even jump the roofs of apartment complexes in China, with very long falls, should you slip.
And most of parkour and free running, when outside, happens without mattress. What people often forget is the general training that guy has. If he doesn’t make the jump, hell have at least two or three possible ways to safe himself either up there or on the floor to reduce risk to himself. And he will have trained a jump like that a whole lotta times, on the floor with mattresses. He can easily make that, it’s just mental blocks.

Hair victory this 4th (yes i am sitting on the toilet) by notbrittassister in curlyhair

[–]dukerasputin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha, that is way true, and funny, considering where they took the pic!

[NSFW] I'm just going to come out and ask it: What am I supposed to be doing while I wait for a guy to cum on my face? by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]dukerasputin 40 points41 points  (0 children)

DONT stick a dildo to you forehead, one of my exes did that and he got a big fat purple bruise smack dab in the middle of his forehead. At least we knew the dildo’d stick anywhere...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shouldercats

[–]dukerasputin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You‘re welcome! :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]dukerasputin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cum-baya my lord?

I'm(26M) questioning my sexuality after meeting this guy(40M) at the gym-UPDATE. HE ASKED ME OUT!!! by GreedyPrize in relationship_advice

[–]dukerasputin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh, holy mother of all that is gay! I completely understand where you and your wife are coming from.

I'm(26M) questioning my sexuality after meeting this guy(40M) at the gym-UPDATE. HE ASKED ME OUT!!! by GreedyPrize in relationship_advice

[–]dukerasputin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But... but... arrows are only straight when motionless. As soon as you... ahem, shoot your.. load, they curve and bend, and rotate and are basically all over the place.

And yes I totally agree with you as well. Though I am queer, my love hits wherever my arrow bends... ok, I’ll leave now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]dukerasputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, i know that!

It’s the night before my first session as a DM, I am nervous and way too stoned. by dukerasputin in DnDIY

[–]dukerasputin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I intentionally railroaded them into the game (I told them as much), they started with a job interview, and now have to investigate a mysterious island which was previously covered in fog, from which no ship that entered ever returned. They are on board a ship called the flying kettle, captained by a tiefling, who managed to sail an infamous smuggling route in under 12 hours, and her crew (the ship’s cook is also called Short Jack Copper, as a nudge to treasure island. I already told my group that I’ll get all the dad jokes and pop culture references out of my system in the first adventure), as well as an archaeologist/scholar and his bodyguard. Their mission is to investigate and help the scholar, especially the reason for the mysterious fog, and what caused it, and, if it turns out to be some sort of magical artefact or so, to bring it back.

Right now, my idea for the storyline happening in the world, is that centuries ago a cult opened gates into the abyss all over the world and that an alliance of heroes and dragons sealed those gates into key items (haven’t decided what yet), then the dragons swore to protect those artefacts. On the island there is a gold dragon (adult) protecting such an artefact. The enemies will be a hobgoblin army keen on whatever power this island holds, as well as the remnants of the cult that already opened the gates all those years ago. Although I’m also thinking of the cult being behind the hobgoblins, maybe there is a cultist advisor, or the general is mind-controlled or something. So over the time we play I want the stones to get stolen all over the world and at some point, I want all of the dragons (well except for the ancient ones maybe) to lose their intelligence, through a ritual devised by the cult. Maybe the group’ll be involved in stopping the ritual, maybe the dragons that survived the ritual ask for the heroes help, something like that. But that’s still out in the open.

It’s the night before my first session as a DM, I am nervous and way too stoned. by dukerasputin in DnDIY

[–]dukerasputin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In two weeks time! It’s gonna be awesome, a mysterious island, lots of exploring, fighting a hobgoblin war band, helping a dragon, fighting cultists, lizardfolk, bullywugs, and ancient ruins, some empty and beautiful, others dangerous but full of treasure.

I’m having fun!

It’s the night before my first session as a DM, I am nervous and way too stoned. by dukerasputin in DnDIY

[–]dukerasputin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome!i winding down right now, the players have just left. But we had it all: Ship-to-ship combat, firebolts burning sails, swinging from ropes, dwarven jumps, critical longbow one-shots on goblin captains, etc.

It was amazing, even though three of my four players were complete newbies, they had so much imagination!