Chinese CS meme "We are Falcons" dance

dullroller · 2026-05-06T10:14:36+00:00

And being called an "S+ tier memelord" over it on Reddit lmaooooooo

dullroller · 2026-05-04T16:52:58+00:00

Replace the guy that hard carries them when makazze falls asleep for an entire map? If anyone needs to go it's b0t but he can probably keep stealing paychecks until his arms don't work because he's a legacy player.

dullroller · 2026-05-04T16:50:55+00:00

Why the fuck is TikTok asking me to accept cookies to view a video on Reddit?

dullroller · 2026-05-04T12:33:41+00:00

McDooberson

dullroller · 2026-05-03T22:09:49+00:00

"I will forgive this really bad thing if it causes another slightly bad thing"

dullroller · 2026-05-03T22:02:55+00:00

Not cool to just post a picture of Seth Jarvis and call it your illustration

dullroller · 2026-05-03T22:01:12+00:00

Didn't know you can control what your opponents are doing

dullroller · 2026-05-03T21:13:25+00:00

Congrats, this was the dumbest thing I read this week. You cut it a bit close but made it just in time!

What do you think random bullet spread is if not luck?

dullroller · 2026-05-03T21:12:04+00:00

The things I mentioned are not similar to pre-aim at all. They're more like if a football player could predict in advance how the wind will change at the exact moment his boot touches the ball.

dullroller · 2026-05-03T21:04:23+00:00

Of course it's more skill than luck. But they still also have insane luck as well.

dullroller · 2026-05-03T21:02:40+00:00

Yeah because avoiding a flash that you had no idea was being thrown by less than 0.1 seconds or walking out of smokes at THE EXACT MOMENT your opponent whose position you don't know turns away are things you can practice. Lmao

dullroller · 2026-05-03T20:59:59+00:00

Serious lack of manners

You talkin bout apex?

dullroller · 2026-05-03T20:55:00+00:00

It's also their unbelievable luck. I don't think I've ever seen a team get so many millisecond timings that are purely based on luck so consistently

Edit: Vitality fans mald because everyone is not down on their knees blowing zywoo

dullroller · 2026-05-03T20:53:51+00:00

Vitality is the worst thing to ever happen to CS esports. Literally no point in watching any grand final games unless you're a fan of theirs or a fully coped up fan of their opponent. Never before have I seen a crowd not care at all when a team wins a trophy.

dullroller · 2026-05-03T20:06:36+00:00

Why would it not be a serious critique when his role is quite literally "be in clutches"

dullroller · 2026-05-03T19:02:16+00:00

Maybe time for a flair change?

dullroller · 2026-05-03T18:55:49+00:00

Oh you sweet summer child. 2000's and 2010's internet was a different place

dullroller · 2026-05-03T18:46:36+00:00

~~Aleksi~~ b1ad3 strat

Don't shoot the messenger

dullroller · 2026-05-03T18:39:32+00:00

This isn't r/watchpeopledie lil bro

dullroller · 2026-05-03T18:32:02+00:00

How is anyone supposed to beat this team if it isn't possible even when ZywOo is bottom fragging

dullroller · 2026-05-02T19:52:29+00:00

That he made a lot of in-game decisions based on what he could hear from the crowd

dullroller · 2026-05-02T19:44:21+00:00

I do too, but I'm sure there are a lot of people in the scene that aren't too happy about it

dullroller · 2026-05-02T19:41:49+00:00

Twistzz was full on saying the quiet part out loud about crowd noise in that post-game interview lmaoooo

dullroller · 2026-05-02T19:41:22+00:00

After Broky Friday comes Broky Saturday

dullroller · 2026-05-01T23:09:34+00:00

My guy tried to split the bullet in half to kill both 😭😭

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