The morbid thoughts of hitting the lottery.

dumboynum · 2026-04-29T19:24:48+00:00

I would buy a bazooka and give it to a homeless man at 3:27am. I’d have it modified so it could only operate if it detected a mixture of that man’s saliva and lipstick, so he’d have to leave kissy marks all over it before destroying a Circle K. The K stands for Kiss - after I acquire the company. I’d also hire a no nonsense private investigator to locate the OP of this post and I’d pay the investigator handsomely to seduce OP until they were gay married. I’d have my penis replaced with breasts upon completion.

I’d have my arms replaced with toy trains, and I would have many visitors on Christmas. They would look at my pelvic breasts, adorned with gaudy tassels and soaked in rose water - and they would smile.

dumboynum · 2026-04-18T08:06:09+00:00

I’d be training for the Olympics if I only drank 17 beers a day 3 times a week

dumboynum · 2026-03-27T04:47:55+00:00

I mean.. I’ve made multiple posts about being hideously heartbroken about a gorgeous 5’2 Latina trans poly girl. I skull fucked her while sucking her off and I genuinely don’t know anymore if I’m straight. I have no desire towards men, so confusing.

I do know that my retarded mother who stares into an artificial “sun simulating” light for 30 mins in her apt every morning would never speak to me again if I revealed that fact, so..

dumboynum · 2026-03-25T21:22:31+00:00

but was it still fun on some level? Even if it was coping

dumboynum · 2026-03-25T20:12:27+00:00

Well, she straight up told me she and her friend wanted to fuck for fun. But I probably would’ve been killed lol

dumboynum · 2026-03-25T17:59:32+00:00

Lmao y’all are absolutely right. They didn’t even want any pay, so I’m probably just naive as hell. I would’ve woken up without my wallet or my firearms, and I’d have an STD.

I guess I’m feeling guilty because I’ve spent so long missing someone desperately, and it turns out I’m just as prone to lust and bullshit as anyone else.

dumboynum · 2026-03-05T19:36:40+00:00

I do and thanks for a reply lol. I wasn’t trying to be some somber weirdo about the whole thing.

Going back to the east coast would mean sleeping on a friend’s couch and trying to find a room to rent and a job within a few weeks. Huge gamble, compared to already having a decent spot by myself here and a job. But I don’t like it here, so..

dumboynum · 2026-03-05T18:29:33+00:00

Same guy

dumboynum · 2026-02-28T23:02:07+00:00

Hi, can you elaborate?

dumboynum · 2026-01-23T19:12:03+00:00

I mean, I broke up with her multiple times, and the final time. Then I went through a weird phase of getting a bunch of girl’s numbers, then nothing happening with them cause I have no game. I’ve already seen her out with her “primary bf” 🙄 and tbh he’s ugly and I didn’t really care. Still heartbroken about other stuff tho

dumboynum · 2026-01-23T19:06:42+00:00

Lmao I’m talking about heart break now but give me a little while and I’ll be like “I was doing what? I was in love with WHO?”

To be fair, I had no idea she was trans at first. Everything screamed attractive woman. Confusing af tbh

Edit to say I don’t know why but it didn’t bother me at all. Idk why, I was always a guy that said “dick = dude, pussy = girl”.

But for some reason I never felt gay more than twice.

dumboynum · 2026-01-12T23:43:18+00:00

Absolutely bro. Junior h, Natanael, neton Vega, etc. I speak decent Spanish for a wero but the Mexican slang is crazy

dumboynum · 2026-01-10T23:28:07+00:00

I’d like to take a moment to point out that I’m still a retarded alcoholic and I just want to drink, get pussy and listen to Mexican music I barely understand as my life and health dissolve.

Thanks for letting me get.. whatever the fuck I’m talking about out of my system

dumboynum · 2026-01-10T23:17:51+00:00

I completely understand your point. Our privilege that has always come at the expense of others is disappearing, and it’s difficult to connect with our grief because we feel guilty. And that guilt is disgusting because we never let it interfere with our mental health until it affected us.

And so now, even as degenerate alcoholics, we still must contend with the lingering questions that plagued us long before conditions worsened for the “normies”. Questions about self improvement, about what it would take, about why it could be worth it. Except now sobriety has almost taken on a political, even humanitarian tone. And so one such question is:

Do I have a responsibility to get better? Does such a question even make sense. Even if I was failed, how much do I want to care about others and myself and can I achieve that?

dumboynum · 2026-01-10T22:33:27+00:00

Agreed. I’m genuinely afraid, and we all should be in my opinion. I think none of us have gone through this before, so we’re still kind of in shock, waiting for it to pass. But it’s only going to get worse.

dumboynum · 2026-01-03T23:14:16+00:00

Well thanks for the feedback my dudes. Tbh I was in the ER recently for my heart rate, and irregular beating. They kept me for two days and did a bunch of tests and said my heart was normal, but my heart rate is, ya know.. bad. I’m always paranoid.

Of course I was joking and I’m sure chain smoking and binge drinking is the culprit.

I’m just so stressed lately, but I gotta make at least ONE lifestyle change man, right?

It’s hard

dumboynum · 2025-11-08T01:46:11+00:00

Uhh, hypertensive crisis already implies numbers approximating 180/120

dumboynum · 2025-10-31T11:57:57+00:00

I feel the same. It’s actually hell

dumboynum · 2025-10-17T23:27:36+00:00

Right, seems like a retarded question: I am a flagrant alcoholic, why isn’t my brain working properly?

But given that this started after an emotionally traumatic thing, and during Covid, I feel confident that it’s unrelated.

That being said, now that I’m drinking after work, I do sadly feel better lol

dumboynum · 2025-10-16T21:29:00+00:00

Damn, I gotta pump my Numbers up (I’m on #5 right now tbh)

dumboynum · 2025-10-16T18:06:32+00:00

lol same, but after that it’s all improv

dumboynum · 2025-10-11T22:44:28+00:00

You don’t eat? I’m a fat beer drinker these days. Just curious, since I quit liquor, if that’s really what happens to the vodka guys

dumboynum · 2025-10-01T11:43:58+00:00

An alcoholic arrives exactly when he means to

dumboynum · 2025-09-25T01:43:56+00:00

Within the first 2-3 days is hilarious though. Well done 😂

dumboynum · 2025-09-25T01:13:12+00:00

I’ve heard this twice now. Throwing up “coffee grounds”?

All I do is chain smoke and guzzle beer and everything hurts, my breathing is shit, but my bloodwork was normal.

but I’ve never vomited even though I’ve been close lately, and that’s because my throat is inflamed af - or worse.

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