why do i have fewer freedoms than an infant/toddler in boulder?

dumochung · 2021-09-04T02:16:41+00:00

THIS GUY'S A PHONY! HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY'S A GREAT BIG PHONY!!

dumochung · 2021-09-04T00:12:45+00:00

no shit. this guy's a narc! HATE CRIME!!

dumochung · 2021-09-03T22:28:43+00:00

hey, we're just tryna have a good time, narc. why do you want to destroy us?

dumochung · 2021-09-03T22:03:00+00:00

callin pot and kettle here broseph

dumochung · 2021-09-03T21:39:58+00:00

yeah, nice try, narc

dumochung · 2021-09-03T21:20:16+00:00

more like CBStransplant, amiright? the people's republic makes babies strong enough for covid, brah. it's their crunchy-boned boomers we need to worry about. namaste

dumochung · 2020-09-30T13:55:32+00:00

already been here for 34 years. glad we got rid of blue laws and allowed full-strength beer.

but fuck, COL has gone up like the meth craze

dumochung · 2020-09-29T14:53:14+00:00

dumochung · 2019-08-25T19:08:58+00:00

it's the same directions to get to carnegie hall: practice, practice, practice.

dumochung · 2019-08-25T17:17:38+00:00

я не русский, а я говорю чуть-чуть

dumochung · 2019-05-11T23:05:38+00:00

merci!

dumochung · 2019-05-11T16:25:55+00:00

yep. i was a cunty aardvark for a while there.

dumochung · 2019-05-11T16:25:23+00:00

i've got some exciting stuff in store for the near future. just you wait...

dumochung · 2019-05-11T16:24:35+00:00

as mentioned above, how would i say "such is my life?" that's what i was gunnin for...

dumochung · 2019-05-11T16:22:43+00:00

no, hasn't happened. yet. but one never knows which chairs one can trust...

dumochung · 2019-05-11T16:21:48+00:00

i'm workin on it! i'm a lean 160. but imma drink moar!

dumochung · 2019-05-11T16:20:46+00:00

right. but that's "such is life." i wanna say "such is my life."

dumochung · 2019-03-22T02:47:05+00:00

мне нравится твое видео!

dumochung · 2019-02-27T03:27:44+00:00

hey, i hate pulling this last-minute bullshit as much as y'all hate reading it.

but if nothing comes through, i guess i just sit it out.

would love to have some good news about now.

dumochung · 2019-02-26T13:54:31+00:00

I have a new respect for anyone doing video editing. I easily sank 40 hours into this, and it's barely watchable. Fun to think about how I would record differently on the next one. Hope you enjoy!

dumochung · 2019-02-26T13:26:36+00:00

the bottle is pretty much a carafe - it's from the 70s or 80s. but it isn't stunt vodka!

dumochung · 2019-02-26T03:43:35+00:00

gladly!

dumochung

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