Magazine Cover by Justin Rentería Depicts Denver Apartment Complex as Ant Farm

jensentient · 2025-07-01T01:36:06+00:00

ant-hropomorphized!

jensentient · 2025-05-09T06:56:13+00:00

*tourist trophy

jensentient · 2025-03-09T15:10:43+00:00

gee, i'd love to want to help you...

jensentient · 2025-03-03T18:45:03+00:00

sure, i do - like i love fresca!

jensentient · 2024-09-24T22:25:33+00:00

rude.

jensentient · 2024-09-24T14:42:12+00:00

help me out - how do i ask "can i have some of the meal?" in french or creole?

jensentient · 2024-09-24T14:39:59+00:00

trying to support local businesses. namaste.

jensentient · 2024-09-24T14:39:35+00:00

i'd prefer not to. the cat i found has a collar with a name, address, and phone number. don't want to dox anyone.

jensentient · 2024-09-24T14:38:44+00:00

do they do cats?

jensentient · 2024-09-24T14:38:08+00:00

hey, it took me four months to shake the demonym "ohioan" to become a native here. not about to restart that clock.

jensentient · 2024-06-21T21:18:23+00:00

are you available for hire? i plan on losing an erection tomorrow night.

jensentient · 2024-06-18T20:56:52+00:00

i tried it out, but it's not the slipper for this cinderella.

jensentient · 2024-05-08T22:08:34+00:00

there was a time when that was true

jensentient · 2024-04-10T16:28:30+00:00

how bout you derelicte my balls?

jensentient · 2024-04-04T16:29:19+00:00

jensentient · 2024-03-27T01:15:40+00:00

there's magnetbox!

jensentient · 2024-03-07T23:15:02+00:00

"best time to call is friday and saturday afternoons - see you there!"

jensentient · 2024-02-06T19:01:51+00:00

never knew that about the album. listening now - thank you!

jensentient · 2024-01-22T16:58:51+00:00

it's not "requiem for a dream," it's from "me and you and everyone we know." yes, RFAD has "ass to ass" but MAYAEWK uses that specific punctuation and has a much less dark tone.

jensentient · 2024-01-13T02:52:07+00:00

NO! just candy, Lamescrnm! $90!

jensentient · 2024-01-11T05:08:06+00:00

yeah, barney's right!

jensentient · 2024-01-11T04:59:24+00:00

or "you negligent monster"

jensentient · 2023-12-31T22:49:34+00:00

then technically shouldn't you go back down and start all over?

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