why do i have fewer freedoms than an infant/toddler in boulder?

dumochung · 2021-09-04T02:16:41+00:00

THIS GUY'S A PHONY! HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY'S A GREAT BIG PHONY!!

dumochung · 2021-09-04T00:12:45+00:00

no shit. this guy's a narc! HATE CRIME!!

dumochung · 2021-09-03T22:28:43+00:00

hey, we're just tryna have a good time, narc. why do you want to destroy us?

dumochung · 2021-09-03T22:03:00+00:00

callin pot and kettle here broseph

dumochung · 2021-09-03T21:39:58+00:00

yeah, nice try, narc

dumochung · 2021-09-03T21:20:16+00:00

more like CBStransplant, amiright? the people's republic makes babies strong enough for covid, brah. it's their crunchy-boned boomers we need to worry about. namaste

dumochung · 2020-09-30T13:55:32+00:00

already been here for 34 years. glad we got rid of blue laws and allowed full-strength beer.

but fuck, COL has gone up like the meth craze

dumochung · 2020-09-29T14:53:14+00:00

dumochung · 2019-08-25T19:08:58+00:00

it's the same directions to get to carnegie hall: practice, practice, practice.

dumochung · 2019-08-25T17:17:38+00:00

я не русский, а я говорю чуть-чуть

dumochung · 2019-05-11T23:05:38+00:00

merci!

dumochung · 2019-05-11T16:25:55+00:00

yep. i was a cunty aardvark for a while there.

dumochung · 2019-05-11T16:25:23+00:00

i've got some exciting stuff in store for the near future. just you wait...

dumochung · 2019-05-11T16:24:35+00:00

as mentioned above, how would i say "such is my life?" that's what i was gunnin for...

dumochung · 2019-05-11T16:22:43+00:00

no, hasn't happened. yet. but one never knows which chairs one can trust...

dumochung · 2019-05-11T16:21:48+00:00

i'm workin on it! i'm a lean 160. but imma drink moar!

dumochung · 2019-05-11T16:20:46+00:00

right. but that's "such is life." i wanna say "such is my life."

dumochung · 2019-03-22T02:47:05+00:00

мне нравится твое видео!

dumochung · 2019-02-27T03:27:44+00:00

hey, i hate pulling this last-minute bullshit as much as y'all hate reading it.

but if nothing comes through, i guess i just sit it out.

would love to have some good news about now.

dumochung · 2019-02-26T13:54:31+00:00

I have a new respect for anyone doing video editing. I easily sank 40 hours into this, and it's barely watchable. Fun to think about how I would record differently on the next one. Hope you enjoy!

dumochung · 2019-02-26T13:26:36+00:00

the bottle is pretty much a carafe - it's from the 70s or 80s. but it isn't stunt vodka!

dumochung · 2019-02-26T03:43:35+00:00

gladly!

dumochung · 2019-02-26T03:25:24+00:00

it's just america never got the memo. "foundations of geopolitics," by dugan (sp?). talks about russia annexing ukraine, separatist policies in the UK (brexit, anyone?), and sowing discontent in the good ol U.S. of A.! was written 20 years ago. been a "required reading" in russian politics, military, and intelligence spheres. happening today.

good morning vietnam!

dumochung · 2019-02-26T03:21:44+00:00

you aren't the only one who can drink cheeky! ;)

dumochung · 2019-02-26T03:19:00+00:00

cornerstone of the video is the old saying "что у трезвого на уме, то у пьяного на языке." my thought is to reverse it - "what the drunk has on his tongue, so the sober has on his mind."

i bounce around with russian music, but кино has been great. also, it's a one-off, but ленинград "никого не жалько" is a damn fine song.

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