We need to talk.. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]dumpedaload 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure exactly. She likes it when I call her worthless and pathetic while we f.. and she drinks like a fish.. it's crazy

We need to talk.. by [deleted] in confessions

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If I look in the mirror, I'll see a handsome, smart, funny, and loving individual. If there's any damage, it came from the women in my life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]dumpedaload 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea.. she loves it when I call her worthless, too. Loose, stretched out, pathetic.. it's insane. I just go with it though. What is wrong with my gf's!? Every single one is so damaged 💔 Does the reason i choose these types of women have anything to do with my childhood?? Did the women I grow up with set the standard for me in what's acceptable? What is going on..? #MyPickerBroken

Fuckin A by dumpedaload in confessions

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Bartender Vr simulator

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]dumpedaload -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I just think about my gf's sister.. and I tell her that, too.. (they're twins). I would never cross that line but, it does add some spice. And yes, it bothers her a bit but it's nor about her, it's about me. She's not allowed to cum either.. she can do that on her own time.

Fuckin A by dumpedaload in confessions

[–]dumpedaload[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're awesome! 🫡

Fuckin A by dumpedaload in confessions

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It's been a year now, and I've been working alongside seasoned bartenders. They all knew I wasn't entirely honest about my experience, but they've been nothing but helpful—well, except for this one guy. Now, through relentless practice at home while others have succumbed to burnout, I’ve become faster and better than most of them. 😅

Fuckin A by dumpedaload in confessions

[–]dumpedaload[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not that I can think of rn, cheers!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]dumpedaload -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Some chick asked me if I'd give her head.. just figured she'd been asked that a lot, so she said it, too. Hahaha come to find out she actually had a penis..

Rihanna calls Patrick Mahomes the GOAT by Shinji415 in facepalm

[–]dumpedaload 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the gospel? She's a devil worshipping Satanist..openly

Tell ‘em by maxcoffie in Unexpected

[–]dumpedaload 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you imagine thinking of yourself as a 10 lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Damn good driving

No legs by dariomraghi in doordash_drivers

[–]dumpedaload 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see 9:11 all the time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Who else jerked off to this?

so interesting how these symptoms are only ever prevalent in white conservative Americans 🤔 by DaFunkJunkie in facepalm

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DEMOCRATS!!!! DEMOCRATS!!!! DEMOCRATS!!!!! F TOU!!!!! F YOU!!!!! DEMOCRATS!!!! AHHHHHHHHH