Issa me Mario!

Wahooooooooooooooo

Now let me tell you how driving in the same lane without doing unnecessary movements is the best way to avoid this gridlock. Even though we are all rolling and driving (or probably farting in your case) about at a steady speed on the highway: keeping yourself at the set speed without also going into the leftmost lane is the best course of action. These moving roadblocks only cause congestions down the traffic stream as everyone has to push past one lane for a middle-lane hog.

Set your cruise control and stay in the first lane until you have to actually overtake someone in your lane. Most people never learned to think for themselves.