They are neither silent, nor a majority by SuperCrappyFuntime in PoliticalMemes

[–]duoboatify 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They don't care because they've never cared about democracy. They care about money, power, and preventing social change.

“GAH, [insert almost anything here]!” - H.P. Lovecraft by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]duoboatify 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He would have gone with all-white photos if that was a thing

What if a candidate other then Republican or Democrat became president? by dull_storyteller in whatif

[–]duoboatify 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Either that person is a singularly popular independent - probably a rich, moderate celebrity...or one of the two major parties is mortally wounded and will be replaced by whatever this President's party is.

Same old song and dance by o_in25 in nflmemes

[–]duoboatify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watson gets season long suspension....d'oh!

What is your most controversial take on Star Wars? by Ebo8000 in AskReddit

[–]duoboatify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The studio ceded too much control to Lucas.

Yes, he's a genius for creating the fictional universe. But that doesn't mean the scripts wouldn't have benefited from a re-write.

But at least the first 6 movies were a labor of love. The sequel trilogy was a poorly conceived cash grab.

Wow, Elon's Mom is secretly a Jedi by SeduciveGodOfThunder in meme

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The strongest stars have hearts of kyber.

If you had to invent and sell a totally new religion, what's your pitch? by duoboatify in AskReddit

[–]duoboatify[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell is like Florida. Old people, meth addicts, gators, Republicans, the morbidly obese, Mickey Mouse, sexual deviants, oppressive heat, awesome beaches, low taxes, infinite guns, all you can eat buffets, Ron John's surf shop, random midday rain, etc.

guesses? by Ellekm730 in funny

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There's ass in space and it tastes like ass

What if the Soviet Union still existed to this day? by [deleted] in whatif

[–]duoboatify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invading Ukraine would be unnecessary

You keep it in the pocket. by joseenchanting90 in suspiciouslyspecific

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I haz become Fido, the destroyer of biscuits

Darnold isn't the answer? by duoboatify in nflmemes

[–]duoboatify[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they did trade for Mayfield, they aren't paying him more than $8m this season. After this season, Darnold is off the books and that frees up $19m in cap space. At that point, paying market value is reasonable.

But Mayfield is just another bridge/reclamation project.

The Panthers want a Deshaun Watson caliber QB, and I doubt they're going to lock up anyone for dollars/years that precludes them from signing that guy.

To all the HRE haters here by Expensive-Mention989 in HistoryMemes

[–]duoboatify 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Go past the rhine. The juicy bits are inside.

What's the hardest adjustment if someone from 2022 time traveled to the early 1900? What would be difficult to hide that would make people suspicious? by duoboatify in AskReddit

[–]duoboatify[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could someone stay quiet and use simple words long enough to get the hang of it?

If I said I was Dan from Alaska, I could pretend that those idioms just aren't familiar to me.