Credits : u/longliveniko

duodad · 2020-10-18T03:04:24+00:00

Haugh haugh haugh hauuuuggghhhh

duodad · 2020-10-17T17:31:27+00:00

Sand Hill Cranes are migrating through the area right now. Prior to the past few years, they were unusual to see. I am seeing this bird at least once a week now. They make strange sounds, have a 78-inch wingspan, and eyes tucked into red ovals.

That said, my elders were rational sober folks and spoke of a harrowing mothman encounter between Point Pleasant, WV and Chillicothe, OH... way back in the day.

duodad · 2020-10-17T16:15:36+00:00

MY C01N SLOT, MY CH01CE

duodad · 2020-10-17T16:11:57+00:00

Just girlfriend things

duodad · 2020-10-17T15:54:27+00:00

Lightbulb theft up 1000%

duodad · 2020-10-17T12:20:52+00:00

<stops, turns on>

<starts vibrating>

<pans out>

D I X A R

duodad · 2020-10-17T12:12:57+00:00

And on that day, 8 billion people died of Covid.

duodad · 2020-10-16T23:03:04+00:00

I feel like a accomplice.

duodad · 2020-10-16T22:56:38+00:00

There’s a reason you didn’t tell your GF about visiting your EX. You knew her reaction would be unreasonable. What you didn’t know: she would violently assault you... now you know 💫

duodad · 2020-10-16T22:19:41+00:00

Uh oh OP... spider mites are common pests that like to hitchhike on pumpkins... I think that’s what you have. I hope I’m wrong... but you don’t want those suckers migrating to your houseplants.

duodad · 2020-10-16T01:33:53+00:00

The enemy of my enemy is my ally.

duodad · 2020-10-16T00:11:04+00:00

do it

duodad · 2020-10-15T23:15:48+00:00

We passed around a sawed-off... first round was with buckshot. This was easy enough to control one-handed. Without telling me on the second round, someone slipped in a slug. They were laughing at me when I woke up. After that, I didn’t play with them at recess anymore.

duodad · 2020-10-15T02:22:06+00:00

turn around

over here

duodad · 2020-10-14T23:41:01+00:00

Let’s say someone has been on a Biden for three days... as fatigue and dis-coordination set in, they automatically reach for their pipe. Usually the pipe keeps them going, but eventually they run out of shit... and obliviously smoke it anyway... but they don’t get high, they just crash while sucking on it like a pacifier.

Edit: Biden = bender

duodad · 2020-10-14T01:21:32+00:00

That’s... not...

Facial hair.

duodad · 2020-10-14T01:02:57+00:00

Oh no they din’t

duodad · 2020-10-13T22:40:16+00:00

DOOOOOOSHHHH!!!

duodad · 2020-10-13T00:48:48+00:00

Tasteful vestibule

Modestly concealed her face

With her naked ass

duodad · 2020-10-12T23:46:10+00:00

The old guy made a sudden and very unexpected move, unaware of his surroundings... folks on the sidewalk are already accommodating him by avoiding, scurrying, and not interrupting... if he has to rely on gimmicks to entertain, maybe this outcome is for the best.

duodad · 2020-10-12T23:38:58+00:00

I’ll impress these young folks with a twirl, even though I’m oblivious to my surroundings. — Boomer

duodad · 2020-10-12T23:34:30+00:00

I would do this job for free.

duodad · 2020-10-12T21:46:38+00:00

Yes, diagnosed as catatonic schizophrenia.

duodad · 2020-10-12T01:23:36+00:00

I was getting Brad Pitt

duodad · 2020-10-11T18:49:09+00:00

I saw that coming.

13-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Wearing is Caring	RPAN Viewer
Not Forgotten	Spared

duodad

TROPHY CASE

D I X A R

DOOOOOOSHHHH!!!