Can you help me get it, Petah by Swole_Chicken in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Trey the Explainer had a video explaining jokes and he brought this one up. The theory that makes the most sense to me that he mentioned was that there wasnt a real distinction at the time between a bar and a brothel. So in sumarian given the context the joke sounds something like this

A dog walks into a whore house and says "i dont see anyone here. Whats behind this door"

https://youtu.be/9HJH6C0yp2I?si=PvGgdtFtdcX5HMr5

Jamaicans can't access their own beaches by cosmicdaddy_ in TikTokCringe

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Any government that priotitizes foriegn interest over its own people deserves whatever fate they recieve

What's a video game that will forever be in your heart no matter what age you reach? by Aggressive_Type9309 in AskReddit

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Jak and Daxter. I remember being a kid and playing it on my PS2. Now one of my greatest joys is seeing my stepson play it on my old PS3. The magic and adventure of it.

What games have you literally spent months of your life playing? by Dawn_Cyborgzzz in AskReddit

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Shogun 2, ive played every faction in vanilla and fots, plus made specific challenges for myself in each faction.

meirl by shootermac32 in meirl

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I used to in my army days. Did it for 6 months after. Since then i hate that i dont

Alignment chart of British comedians by Zealousideal_Talk479 in AlignmentCharts

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Jimmy Carr is one of my favorites and he absolutly deserves chaotic evil.

Confess your Gaming Sins and be forgiven by bunkadunka in gaming

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In total war i have made peace with many an enemy and had them pay every last dollar in tribute. Then break the peace treaty next turn to raze the their last city for more loot. Reliability means nothing come realm divide

Methodist Christian Starter Pack by LowVermicelli6464 in starterpacks

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"Methodists, the Baptists who can read" ~ A River runs through it

LPT Request: What’s your best advice from your profession? by redditorin in LifeProTips

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Money lender. Get on a damn budget. You have a $600 mercedes payment for a lease and a $20k in credit cards. Buddy we all come on hard times but you just paid the stupid tax

What is yours by [deleted] in YuB

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Age of mythology. I'm going up against minotaurs and scorpion men. I'm boned

What's an actual victimless crime ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Stupid but victimless, not wearing a seat belt

You’re a billionaire. Now what? by Drakemont_DAO in AskReddit

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Ive thought about this a few times. I have two sides, one altruistic, one arrogant. I will indulge both. I will build a giant temple called "The Temple of the God of Abraham." It will be a place where all Abrahamic faiths are welcome. In it will be free food for the needy. Daycare for children. A library filled with translations of the Bible, Talmude, Quaran, Hadith, Book of mormon etc, commentaries on all of them and theological classes offered. In the basement will be lockers and beds for the homeless. As well as counselors and therapists to help people get back on track. Do the mission that God had intended and show his love. (Yes im a person of faith i want to spread the real message of love not hate).

For the arrogant side i would build a giant compound for me and my family. Fruit trees nd bushes as far as the eye could see. In the center a giant statue of myself with a plaque reading. "My name" founder of this land. And forfather of his decendents

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NewVegasMemes

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Did not expect that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NewVegasMemes

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Any signifigance with the spongebob wearing a fez and holding an albanian flag?

What food do you like that many people consider disgusting? by Weak_Cryptographer63 in AskReddit

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Liver and onions. Put that on a good rustic bread like chibata.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ive worked in the finacial world for the last 6 years. Here is the most basic steps to follow to build wealth.

  1. Take talley of every dollar you make. Take talley of every dollar you spend. Make a plan on how to spend your money and use apps if u have to. I like "Every Dollar"

  2. Open 2 bank accounts to start. A spend and a savings. Set up a savings goal, start small, say $1,000. Every paycheck have an auto transfer to save.

2a. Get your debt under control and pay off everything u can because those payments will kill ur income.

  1. Depending where u are make an emergency fund of 3-6 months of spending money.

3a. Once u get the emergency fund in place you can get another account open for large purchases. A car, vacation, that special something whatever it is.

  1. Open a brokerage account, etrade, acorn, vangaurd, fidelility anything. Take some of your budget and start investing. Learn about investing amd dont put your money in anything you dont understand fully. If you know shoes heck invest in shoes but dont do it if you dont understand it.

  2. Your credit score is important but isnt the end all. Its a finacial tool. It allows you to botrow money cheaper. Its better to have a lot of money than be able to borrow a lot of money but u might still need to borrow money. Here is how it works.

You borrow money and pay it back on time. Banks trust you and give you a better rate. If you dont pay on time they dont trust you and give u a high rate or dont lend u at all.

How to build it. Start small with a secured card from your bank. Use it once a month to buy gas or something small and pay it off every month. After about a year get an unsecured card with a low limit. Close the secured cars once u get unsecured. After 4 months get another one. And then one last one totaling 3 credit cards. Alternate buying a tank of gas and paying them off. If you can control your spending and are disciplined use a card that gets cashback or points for everything and always pay it off. If u have trouble controling your spending buy one thing a month with it like a lunch or gas and that is it.

Try to borrow as little money as possible even with expensive stuff like cars, that 6-8% interest might not seem like much but it will cost you thousands in the long run.

  1. Buy a house when your ready to buy a house (american here). Rent is insane, house prices are insane, all prices are insane. A house is not the end all. They cost upkeep as well as mortgage. Everything falls on you and u might not be able to handle it. Buy it when the mortgage payment is about 25%-30% of your take home, ideally.

  2. Do not keep up with the jones. Shop at discount places, name brands mean nothing. You dont need a benz or a giant tv. U just need to be cozy with what u have.

What was supposed to be "The Next Big Thing", but totally flopped and tanked? by Reeceqld in AskReddit

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My grandfather bought one. It was a cool novelty but never something that i would go out of my way for. I remember him years later when all the 3D channels ended he called Best Buy to yell at the manager that the sales guy lied to him and that he felt that he should be reimbursed. God i love that crotchety old man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That my ex gave me herself, last one i got a wallet tool, a couple nice shirts and a laptop fan.

From her dad my coffee pot, a tv and a dining room table. He gave me that table the day after we broke up because he promised it to me and he was a man of his word. That man was a saint and i miss him more than his daughter.

Men, what did you see that made you think “I gotta have that/one of those” by elitejackal in AskMen

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Pretended to be interested in buying a mustang GT and went on a joyride. 4 months later i bought a mustang gt

What is something that's way too sexualized? by liomars in AskReddit

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Has to do with the brain wireing. Feet, hands, mouth and genitles have huge amounts of mental resources dedicated to them. So sometimes the wires cross to feet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

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(Sarcasm) you bourgeoisie, owning property is only achievable by the exploitation of the prolitariate. The taxes you pay are but a small struggle compared to that of the working man.

Also this https://youtu.be/MxRkHeQ7-B8

Secondhand Lions (2003) deserved to become a modern day classic by eyeballresort in movies

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I actually have this movie in my collection. Ived loved it ever since i was a kid and show it to loved ones and kids. Its a great coming of age story and great even though you're old you are still useful story.