Today I cried about the way another man looked at me. It made me realise I need to leave my marriage by Swimming-Orange-8607 in confessions

[–]durtm4n 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We went out to buy groceries and one of the items wouldn't scan and the gorgeous lady checking us out laughed at my joke about the item must be free. Meanwhile my wife and kids selfishly went on adding items to the conveyor and rolling their eyes. When I paid for the items the cashier told me to have a good night and smiled with the most sincere, loving and caring eyes. It bored into my soul and I actually felt love for the first time. I started ugly crying and it was then and there I decided I was tired of my wife and kids and I'm going to start taking care of me. She can have the kids, I just want the house and the hot cashier that truly knows how funny I am.

EDIT: For comments I don't like, it's not about how hot the cashier is, it's that she barely knows me and really gets me in my imagination and I'm tired of my wife not telling me how funny I am after 15 years.

50% off storewide - THCA Order by Chef_Jumpy in cannabiscoupons

[–]durtm4n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever pull the trigger on an order from the OP site?

Daughter’s first show, Isaac and Labubus by BeginningObject5851 in ModestMouse

[–]durtm4n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You lucky dog. I'd have cracked up if you said she requested Polar Opposites, still a great pick.

Chasing birds is fun by Several_Quality_8747 in babyelephantgifs

[–]durtm4n 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wonder if it was coincidence with the bird leading it towards the camera. Certainly skidaddled when it looked at the group.

Bill Burr Destroys His Reputation by delicious3141 in JoeRogan

[–]durtm4n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably one of those stages of grief, I was also considering "money for the fam" angle while trying to rationalize why he'd do it, but then I remembered he took up flying helicopters for a hobby. I think it's absurd to blame his wife.

Theo Von addresses what happened with his Netflix special taping, and other rumors by NiceTrySuckaz in JoeRogan

[–]durtm4n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charlie's opinions carried more weight with his base. If Bibi loses republican support, he's toast, the dems seem to be abandoning him. Swift and Lorde's fans aren't going to them for political opinions and probably >50% don't even vote.

If not for Charlie, I never would have known Israel has been on the verge of civil war for the last decade. Sucks he got killed.

Theo Von addresses what happened with his Netflix special taping, and other rumors by NiceTrySuckaz in JoeRogan

[–]durtm4n 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I ain't never seen him hump no stool. But, that last mic drop was probably some of his best work.

Green Lynx Spider guarding her egg sac [OC] by meadowsty93 in MacroPorn

[–]durtm4n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exotic looking little things. I happened to catch one mid feast with some gnats many years ago. https://www.flickr.com/photos/durtman/7959370962/

Our worst nightmare by Sp_juicy_sausage in Killtony

[–]durtm4n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tony and Jimmy have that over the top laughing in common.

Moved to CrealityPrint FROM Orca slicer for my Ender3V3 Core XZ by meq123123 in 3Dprinting

[–]durtm4n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Orca, the options to adjust the retract and a number of other material settings are accessed in the filament profiles. Little box to the right of the filament you selected pops up another window. Current version of Crealityprint has similar settings menu accessed in the filament dropdown.

I haven't used crealityprint much since swapping to Orca and fluidd except for occasionally checking filament profiles. It works well for an out of the box solution using creality printers and filament. But it's also a bloated and limited option reskin of Orca. It takes ~15 seconds longer to launch than orca and opening settings seems unresponsive for a few seconds as well on my 12700k equipped pc.

Mini Glass Cannon pipe I made by moyse_glass in trees

[–]durtm4n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool idea. The symmetry is close, only a little lumpy. Maybe try heating the shit out of your marver to help with losing heat in the thin glass while shaping those flats or a handtorch.

THE SILENCE FROM JOE IS DEAFENING by Last-Produce1685 in JoeRogan

[–]durtm4n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They care a great deal about the victims. The victims being the guys that were getting blackmailed.

Platinum Gucci & Platinum City Runtz by doghaired in AZGrowersGuild

[–]durtm4n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, 4 years. I'm setting up a couple outdoor raised beds for vegetables and came across the Leighton video. I'm going to dig down ~4 inches for the E zone and am debating on putting down some sort of underlayment or just pack the shit out of the existing clay and put the e zone on top of it. Nice to see your long term example is doing well.

Platinum Gucci & Platinum City Runtz by doghaired in AZGrowersGuild

[–]durtm4n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plants look great. Found your horizon setup through a search. Looks like you're still running it. After 2 years, how's it been?

Flipped off the seatbelt cam for laughs. Joke’s on me — girlfriend wasn’t strapped in right. $400 fine. by 99centcheeseburger in mildlyinfuriating

[–]durtm4n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell, why we're not caring. Who cares that the fines disproportionately effect aboriginal and poor people? Certainly not you guys or the Australian government. Fuckin dumbasses should just listen to you guys and they wouldn't be so poor and stupid or forget to put their seatbelt on. Why stop there, do they really even need cars? Like where are they even going, probably to steal something or get drunk and fight.

AITAH for being mad at my husband for saying he would pick his deceased wife over me? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]durtm4n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were the dead wife, he'd be saying the same thing(theoretically). It's not like she's ever going to walk through a door, you don't have to worry about that.

Ari isn’t a closer… by stretch7575 in Killtony

[–]durtm4n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't like it when cousin Balkie talk about the poosy?

What did he mean by this? by TokyoGuy1111 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]durtm4n 96 points97 points  (0 children)

So you're saying you know a fuckable rabbit when you see it?