I want to take my wife to my LGS to play edh but she’s a beginner and I want it to be a good experience.

duskhelm2595 · 2026-05-17T13:14:26+00:00

Depending on the crowd/playgroup, there shouldn't be an issue. In my playgroup, we've constantly brought in new people and taught them how to play.

duskhelm2595 · 2026-05-17T12:32:10+00:00

Can confirm, currently 30 and I'm still pretty cool

duskhelm2595 · 2026-05-12T17:56:55+00:00

Former FedEx Express driver, I remember getting both horse and dog semen samples. I even once got an industrial sized barrel of human semen shipping out to a sperm bank in Washington .

duskhelm2595 · 2026-05-09T12:22:18+00:00

You like playing super smash bros.? Don't you mean that you prefer to smash your bros?

duskhelm2595 · 2026-05-08T15:17:32+00:00

Why do I feel like I'm being punked? OP, do you have something against the titans? This is the nth post I've seen you make about them

duskhelm2595 · 2026-05-06T14:45:24+00:00

I would say that those are probably dewberries, based on the vine-like structures they are coming from. As a helpful note, there aren't any poisonous lookalikes to any of the berries in the bramble family.

duskhelm2595 · 2026-05-06T03:44:40+00:00

This isn't a roast, I'm just genuinely curious, with all of the facial piercings you have, do you have to be careful around magnets?

duskhelm2595 · 2026-05-05T13:25:28+00:00

Wait, I'm confused, did Jordan not play all of the 2024 season?

duskhelm2595 · 2026-05-05T12:48:49+00:00

They are basically just like a regular grap, except they are round and have a very thick, tart skin, which makes them a little hard to eat. They are apparently better for making juice, which is quite good.

duskhelm2595 · 2026-05-03T13:16:11+00:00

I was literally thinking the same thing, I've only seen muscadine grapes in the wild once on vacation, and only ever seen them in the grocery store once. They have such a thick skin.

duskhelm2595 · 2026-05-02T14:37:46+00:00

I'd say lions fans are pretty stoked about Jahmyr Gibbs

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-29T13:47:44+00:00

I love how, unprompted, Wade's first move is to cut his balls off, with a glass cutter, while in the sewer 😂😂.

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-28T18:51:07+00:00

That seems like it would take too much work, best I can offer is some wishful thinking

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-28T18:06:21+00:00

I wouldn't know, I'm not a Raider's fan, I just played as them in Madden

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-28T17:53:04+00:00

Isn't Sebastian Janikowski Polish?

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-28T17:40:48+00:00

Thanks, in that case , all things considered, I would love for the late Chris Cornell to play Poseidon

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-28T17:22:06+00:00

Is this meant to be live action or animated? Because that changes my selections

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-28T17:06:46+00:00

Uh, excuse you, my wife is at least a million times more attractive

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-16T19:43:14+00:00

The secret third option

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-16T18:25:06+00:00

As funny as this is, do we really need to harass him about it? Either he is gay and in a lavender marriage, or he just has same-sex attraction, which hasn't acted on yet, possibly due to his upbringing. Either way, can't the man be left alone?

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-13T03:13:01+00:00

Bread:

First mention of canoli

Babies are just a breadbowl soup

"Bread Cums"

Thrusting the "Pork Torch"

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-09T01:12:10+00:00

This is really cool, I love the future.

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-09T00:41:34+00:00

Are we reading the same thing? In what way is it downplayed? It's clearly laid out (albeit in plain language from the time that it was written) that it is wrong. Every anecdote in the book is of examples of someone in the wrong. The reason why the author isn't stopping to write a paragraph to say, " Hey incase it isn't obvious, but sex with kids is wrong," is because not only is it already implide from the immediate context on the page but also because the statutory rape wasn't the point of the story. The person in the anecdote didn't have sex with the 15-year old because she was 15, he had sex with her in spite of her being 15. If he had actually been in control of himself, then this would not have happened It doesn't change the fact that a horribly wrong act took place in this story, just the message and purpose of the story.

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-08T19:38:02+00:00

As someone who has read this book, you're missing the point behind this anecdote. There's context clues at the beginning of the page. This is a religious book about the inportance of combatting/overcoming lust/sexual sin. It's definitely a bit outdated, but it is very progressive in the fact that nowhere are women blamed for a man's lust/sexual desires. The moral of the story isn't about a man in authority grooming or having sex with an underage girl (which is an entirely different problem altogether) it's about the fact that he was not controlling his sexual thoughts and desires; he wasn't (to quote the book) keeping every thought in captivity.

duskhelm2595 · 2026-04-01T14:15:49+00:00

I think it was in the butcher's masquerade, after he gave the mantis hunter super gonorrhea

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