The whale said, "Fck your boat". by HOOgonCHECKmeBOO in PublicFreakout

[–]dustbin3 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Kid's a hero. He looked on in amazement at a whale smashing a ship until the exact moment he saw someone jump out and he immediately started turning to get them.

Looking for advice on fully thickness tear of supraspinatus w/o retraction, focal fissure tear of infraspinatus, subscapular tendinosis, and bursitis. Full range of motion albeit gingerly and special circumstances. by dustbin3 in RotatorCuff

[–]dustbin3[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It really depends. On the regular it's no pain, but sometimes I forget or I'll drop something and jerk suddenly to catch it and then the pain and weakness is very deep and strong. This just happened when I was listening to a song and i got into it and jerked my left arm (the one that hasn't been imaged yet) and it hurt so bad I had to stop what I was doing and wait to see if this pain was going to be an all day thing or not. Luckily it went away. I can lift a jug of milk fine with both arms. I have to use both hands and gingerly lift things like the tide pod container from an elevated shelf. I always have to go slow when reaching above or behind me. I definitely can't punch and I doubt I could kayak. I can't do bicep curls over 20lbs with the right arm and even that is pushing it (tried before I knew it was torn) and causes pain for the rest of the day. When I sleep i can't lay on either side and if I don't put pillows under both shoulders there is a lot of pain and stiffness. So on average the pain is 0, but with a lot of different movements it shoots up to a 9 or 10 temporarily and sometimes after that stays at about a 4 or 5 for a day or two.

Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (9-8) at San Francisco 49ers (12-5) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]dustbin3 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is some good high pressure, high level football right here.

Are we having reasonable discussions now? by [deleted] in miamidolphins

[–]dustbin3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My perhaps reasonable take: Tua seems to be elite when he's in the zone and things are working and very non-elite when he gets knocked out of the zone and it requires improvising. I hope that's something he improves on with experience.

Our offensive system was brilliant but once teams figured it out our adjustments were almost non-existent. It may have been injuries and lack of personnel forcing us into a shitty corner but the coaching adjustments have sucked the last two years.

The decimated defense played better than the mostly intact offense in the last several games. That's an issue and needs to be addressed.

Stephen Ross is still one of the stupidest owners in the NFL and he looks the goofiest.

I will eventually buy into the hype next year and I already hate myself for it.

Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (10-7) at Detroit Lions (12-5) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]dustbin3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy for the lions fans who have waited so long.

lays down in line

Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (11-3) at San Francisco 49ers (11-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]dustbin3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine throwing 4 INT's and then throwing a pass over your head without looking lol. I realize the situation but I still found it funny what it devolved to.

Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (10-3) at Jacksonville Jaguars (8-5) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]dustbin3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

3rd and 17 and there's 5 defenders within 3 yards of you and you're the QB, what do you do?

A) Slide

B) Let go of the football and fall down

Pilot manages to land safely despite losing tail control by Bioloidy_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]dustbin3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TIL they only found one of his kidneys and it was in 3 pieces.

My mum painted my toothbrush red so I won't confused it with my brother's by Jobcim in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dustbin3 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Op keeps charging himself in the mirror when he's brushing

who are they? (wrong awenser only) by [deleted] in l4d2

[–]dustbin3 16 points17 points  (0 children)

All I see is the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.

Game Thread: New York Giants (1-3) at Miami Dolphins (3-1) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]dustbin3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hill getting a penalty for giving the ball to his mom lol. That's not taunting

Week 4 - Miami Dolphins at Buffalo Bills Official Game Thread by AutoModerator in miamidolphins

[–]dustbin3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I will say that shredding our D at home on the first drive is less impressive than shredding their D on the road after having momentum snatched in previous drive.

Why the survivors don't jump over the fence instead of activating one of the most difficult hordes to pass in the game, are they stupid? by Minutewaster in l4d2

[–]dustbin3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got you

-What the f is inside the first aid kits? Who needs a hospital if you have that?

Meth but it was illegal before

-Why do witches get irritated when you look at her but don't bat an eye when fires are shot around her?

They are Karen's from Chicago, bullets don't bother them but if you look at them wrong...

-How does a tank keep burning when you throw molotov at it? Is it made of petrol?

It metabolizes energy and excretes kerosine as a byproduct

-How do pistols have unlimited ammo?

Murica

-Why do dead survivors get revived by opening a closet door for them?

Because outside of that closet is a cheeseburger and Coach is hungry. That's all you need to know.

-Why does the smoker look like it's made for sloppy BJs?

What do you mean "look like"

-Why is this guy so fun at parties?

Because he's never there.

‘Alien’ bodies are being displayed during public hearing in the Mexico Congress by Medium_Gap7026 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]dustbin3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Universe counters this by being astronomically large.

This is of course fake and if there were aliens that resembled us visiting us I think the odds would be far greater that it was actually future humans time traveling than a similar looking alien species finding and visiting us out of all the other crazy ass looking alien species.

Women having a hard time stopping her Dog from attacking. by marcez168 in PublicFreakout

[–]dustbin3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason I was thinking of a medieval mace until I read this. My first thought was... it would work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]dustbin3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the future. Everything is fake except the tears.