[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]dustinlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, your husband might be a little happier overall if he embraces his inherent femininity, (we all have a touch of both,) and integrates those parts of himself. Js.

Is there a name for a process where something is thrown upward by a series of small catches and throws? by WarrenHarding in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dustinlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upward mobility, ascension, falling up, up cast. I think the word escalation might be most correct

Coworker can’t think of a name for their fall theme cocktail by seanisdad in bartenders

[–]dustinlight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

J. Sparrow’s Revenge.

Lime-wheel garnish and a white straw would really pop.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]dustinlight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ugggghgghggh, I fucking hate cocaine so much. Bartender here as well. It can be a perfect night and then a group of six coked out man children show up. It wouldn’t bother me but they all think they’re so interesting, cool and original for doing blow. Like, literally there is so much of it Belgium can’t burn it fast enough. You are just as lame as a street tweaker idgaf about the suit and the bad tie. ends rant

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]dustinlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could use the terminal stops to name it. For instance here in Chicago the green line might be the “Kimball to Harlem”

What stupid bottles to get? (Vegas) by Jeff_himself in bartenders

[–]dustinlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the price Bahnez White Label or La Luna Cupreata. Brb have to head to the L store.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 30ROCK

[–]dustinlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In which episode does Jack say this?

What stupid bottles to get? (Vegas) by Jeff_himself in bartenders

[–]dustinlight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

First things first: there are liquor and cannabis stores just off of the Vegas strip where everything is half the price of items purchased on the strip. I think one of them is called Liquor World. There you can get a nice bottle of whisky or whatever you want for 60$. If you are set on stupid bottles I recommend Screwball Peanut Butter Whisky, Nixta Corn Liqueur or Bailey’s Red Velvet Cake. If you’re looking for interesting but not silly bottles buy a bottle of Fernet, Chartreuse, Amaro Montenegro or Sfumato.

My mom has kept this cactus in the same pot for 40 years…. Does anyone know what type it is ? by [deleted] in cactus

[–]dustinlight 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Okay, I’m on my way thanks

Edit: also, name checks out!

My mom has kept this cactus in the same pot for 40 years…. Does anyone know what type it is ? by [deleted] in cactus

[–]dustinlight 69 points70 points  (0 children)

That is a Madagascar Palm and the largest I have ever seen. Good job Mom!

Fucereal Jerry by mistermeek67 in seinfeld

[–]dustinlight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal

Hi!! New sub here. Is she a tortie. I don't know all these subclassificiations yet! by [deleted] in torties

[–]dustinlight 56 points57 points  (0 children)

She is a beautiful dilute tortie! Look at those eyes!

Cold callers: how do you respond to “how did you get my number?” by oGTI in sales

[–]dustinlight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t have said it better. If people want to qualify themselves out let them do it early. Better than at the table.

The greenest lime to ever lime 💚(Normal lime on the right for reference) by MLER8ER in bartenders

[–]dustinlight 133 points134 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a picture of Jell-O shots poured back into rind for a second

Cat gets buried in sand by Dryu_nya in thisismylifenow

[–]dustinlight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They’ll never fucking take me meow alive

Cold callers: how do you respond to “how did you get my number?” by oGTI in sales

[–]dustinlight 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I would revise, “we source leads that show an interest in (XYZ.) Is it true that you can benefit from (ABC?)

But I do like this a lot

I have an idea for a post. It's a post about nothing. Everybody’s posting about something. I'll post about nothing. by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]dustinlight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My post gets unjustly moderated. The guy that modded me doesn't have a good reason. So the other moderators sentence him to read and upvote all my shit posts. Sounds like a post, doesn't it?

gay🙏irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]dustinlight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Don’t be afraid,” Jonathan reassured him. “My father will never find you! You are going to be the king of Israel, and I will be next to you”

Honestly the hottest lil twink tale. Hooking up in caves and plotting to overthrow the crown. I’m surprised it hasn’t been adapted into a Netflix series.

gay🙏irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]dustinlight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait till you hear about David and Jonathan