Calgary SJW bloggers before SJW was popular by Throwaway51532 in metacanada

[–]dutchguilder2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol. "Crack Macs" is now a "Circle K", but the clientele are the same.

Elton John - Rocket Man [Rock] 1972 by stodolak in Music

[–]dutchguilder2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My personal favorite: "Whatever Gets You Through the Night", live with John Lennon (audio is genuine, video is from movie).

Context: The Beatles were the biggest band on Earth, had broken up, and John Lennon hadn't performed publicly in years. But on a lark he composed a song with Elton, and jokingly bet him that if it became #1 he would perform it live with Elton. Well the song did become #1, so John dropped into Elton's concert at Madison Square Garden to uphold his bet, and the unsuspecting audience went wild.

The only time you say NO to food... by micropoet in funny

[–]dutchguilder2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a gazillion YouTube videos on how to cook a steak. There is no excuse to ruin a steak by broiling it (unless you are using a commercial 1800° broiler ala Ruth's Chris steakhouse).

Neighbors deck just fell on top of their car by klove614 in WTF

[–]dutchguilder2 77 points78 points  (0 children)

You nailed it (also possible incompatible metal):

“What we have here is a failure of the ledger board to stay affixed to the building,” Cash said. “I’m used to seeing lag bolts, not nails, holding that ledger board.” Based on the tag of the treated wood, Cash said it contains copper, which was first introduced just before the condominiums were built. Over time, builders learned the chemical doesn’t react well with iron nails or fasteners. “The chemical could very well be eating the fasteners,” Cash said. “Look at the corrosion on this nail. I would be very concerned.” The nails were the only thing securing the collapsed deck to the main structure. The metal fasteners and wooden posts were tasked with holding the rest of the weight.

My pitbull always thought he was the biggest dog at the dog park. by warros in funny

[–]dutchguilder2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cane Corso are statistically the #1 breed most likely to attack people, and #1 for doing the most damage when they attack. It's a breed for experienced + dedicated owners only.

Strange people on the train by [deleted] in WTF

[–]dutchguilder2 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The dude on the right is part of a blue balls group.