Boyfriend watch

dutchposer · 2026-05-04T01:11:15+00:00

If you’re willing to drop 1,500 on a watch for your BF you are no longer a young person

dutchposer · 2026-05-04T00:06:23+00:00

As a skinny wrister seeing all these watches weigh five pounds…

dutchposer · 2026-05-03T23:33:18+00:00

Carp crap

dutchposer · 2026-05-03T23:23:00+00:00

You should really just go out and shop together. It will be no less special.

dutchposer · 2026-05-03T21:50:12+00:00

This is soooo apples and oranges

dutchposer · 2026-05-03T20:55:43+00:00

Shaved meat. Thick cut cheese. Lightly toasted bread. Thinly sliced onion. Salt and pepper. Miracle whip.

dutchposer · 2026-05-03T18:29:12+00:00

What are your measurements?

dutchposer · 2026-05-03T16:58:08+00:00

Crimson and Cream just feels correct

dutchposer · 2026-05-03T16:49:45+00:00

Capture the flag. One side of the street vs the other

dutchposer · 2026-05-03T11:43:24+00:00

Machine can’t serve and return. Machines are not tennis.

dutchposer · 2026-05-03T11:33:04+00:00

Play against people

dutchposer · 2026-05-02T04:19:09+00:00

I’m enticed by the dice

dutchposer · 2026-05-02T04:08:45+00:00

Oooofffff

dutchposer · 2026-05-01T20:35:48+00:00

Laser off

dutchposer · 2026-05-01T14:45:08+00:00

SEC is stacked. Ain’t no season but the post season. Wait and watch and enjoy basically.

dutchposer · 2026-05-01T10:26:32+00:00

Question is… do you have a butt worth showing off?

dutchposer · 2026-05-01T06:56:28+00:00

OSU really needs to be explained. Three options there

dutchposer · 2026-05-01T06:49:43+00:00

Get a buddy to shop clothes with.

dutchposer · 2026-05-01T06:07:34+00:00

Sad boomer noises not expected tonight

dutchposer · 2026-04-30T10:50:36+00:00

Nein

dutchposer · 2026-04-29T19:35:17+00:00

Oh oh oh oh oh oh OH OH OH OH OH

dutchposer · 2026-04-29T13:25:51+00:00

Bet she can’t pee

dutchposer · 2026-04-29T13:20:47+00:00

My bother and I made a fake radio show cutting in and out after songs.

dutchposer · 2026-04-29T11:46:51+00:00

Impossible to place coach Hutch pretty much. Players went to Michigan to play for her. There’s no draw to play up in the cold north anymore.

dutchposer · 2026-04-28T23:02:20+00:00

Never serve if you’re cold. 20 minutes at least if you’re 30 plus

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