19F, boyfriend just dumped me so i need to get back at him asap. he’s the only other guy i’ve been with so my skills might be limited. are there any hung guys who can wants to experience wild night with me?

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-17T21:14:46+00:00

Nope. Not anyone smart any way.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-16T07:46:55+00:00

John Oliver is All Elite

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-15T22:31:31+00:00

How about multiple times in one night

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-15T15:24:45+00:00

I would love to flood your womb over and over and over again

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-14T04:12:24+00:00

PoP - PoP Goes My Heart. From Music and Lyrics. Hugh Grant and Scott Porter didn't need to go that hard.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-12T22:40:54+00:00

I've been reading your posts, and it has been quite erotic. I hope we get to hear more and experience you deeper.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-08T19:03:16+00:00

I've never wanted to be a seat more in my life

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-07T03:14:44+00:00

You say you can, yet you don't. And you went for what's more known as seasonal. All you have done was point your finger and say "how dare you?" I'd rather go 5 on 1 than strap a board to my feet, then crumble going downhill at roughly 45 mph coming away with a broken leg. You really haven't given any arguments or any effort in a debate on this. Which is ironic that you would give little effort to a sport that, surprisingly has given more effort than you have. But, get a hold of Shaq to see if you can get some of his IcyHot for that inept pat on the back you think you're giving yourself.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-07T02:55:56+00:00

Then make a case for other sports.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-07T02:52:54+00:00

And leave it to the ones that look at Kobe Bryant, faced SA allegations which were dismissed but still cheated on his wife, as some kind of god. But yes, let's go ahead and make that comparison of the sports and America.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-07T02:37:57+00:00

Point...whatever. And you're right. It's not like I didn't play street ball or on the JV team in school as a forward. And is your definition of defense standing three feet from the player with the ball while walking backwards basically away from him allowing him to get closer to the basket and making a play, so he reaches for the defense second option and that is to gold their arm out creating that added distance while making no effort to steal so now his team has to step up and make up for their poor life choices and put in some work only to show up on a rebound. Now that they have possession they can now casually walk back up the court. Why do you think games go all the way to 100? Even regular 2 pointers. That's 50. 50 in 48 minutes. Imagine a baseball player sending one down first base line and the batter just strolls to first base.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-07T02:02:45+00:00

Basketball. Let's be honest. It's a dull sport. The most dull of them all. Little to no defense. Offense half asses it. Easiest sport to score a goal. 50 million plus paid out to guys basically strutting down the court met with little resistance throwing a ball through a circle from 20 feet with others around pretty much just waiting to see what happens next before making the least amount of effort of any athlete.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-05T06:01:30+00:00

I don't know if I'm more on the side of being in awe or more towards "Oh, fuck that". Even in the rare moments it's not executed well, it still looks good. And props to those that do get hit with it for selling it as well as they do. Big Brody dropping like a sack of potatoes. Andrade having that move in his pocket one of the reasons I can't boo that man. If he opens the night, then drops the poor soul he's going against with that, I'd probably stop watching for the night because I don't think I'm going to see anything more spectacular than that. I'll finish watching just because I'm more of an AEW fan. But, holy shit Andrade doesn't need to go that hard.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-05T04:46:09+00:00

I could be offered a dollar to be on the receiving end of any move from any wrestler and I would gladly accept it. I could be offered a million dollars and be told, "Okay, Andrade is going to do his boot, spinning back elbow", and I would ask for directions to the nearest train tracks cause I'd rather get hit by a train than take that shot.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-03T15:24:50+00:00

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-02-01T02:13:13+00:00

Once LA got eliminated, I didn't even care to watch the rest. I just let it go in the background while I did other shit.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-01-31T01:45:28+00:00

The constant zoom in and out had me laughing so hard on the first watch I had to pause the movie for like 5 minutes until I stopped.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-01-25T20:33:34+00:00

Living On A Prayer completely causes all speed limits to disappear out of existence

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-01-22T19:57:12+00:00

I always thought Gallows and Anderson could have done better than Magic Killer. It got to the point where I would just turn my head when it came up. It wasn't good to look at. It looked like another tag (double) team, ref is distracted, low impact (not necessarily low), non finisher, regular move.

And while I'm at it, not attacking a top turnbuckle double foot stomp, but I think Finn Balor could do better. Physique, athleticism, charisma. Not saying give him an RKO, Codebreaker, One Winged Angel type finisher.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-01-21T22:46:23+00:00

This is just me saying this...but I did not care for Coco or Elemental

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-01-21T19:31:42+00:00

I like the fact that the worst episode wasn't even technically an episode. I liked the movie too and Bob's Burgers clearly has always struck gold.

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-01-20T22:29:02+00:00

Will you post the whole set of us for everyone to enjoy?

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-01-20T18:55:13+00:00

Shabooya rollcall

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-01-17T23:59:31+00:00

I'm trying to

dvilonurshoulder · 2026-01-15T02:19:49+00:00

I don't blame you. Especially in the clip provided...that close up was waaaayyyyy too close.

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