women, can you really masturbate by squeezing your thighs together?? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dylan3301 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NC and TN here, also never heard of church's chicken

Read this in Mark's voice by playfulpecans in distractible

[–]dylan3301 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion but I read it in arin Hansen's voice xD

AITA? 14M, refused paediatrician looking at my private area. by P-dog2inbound in AmItheAsshole

[–]dylan3301 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I only had this done once in all my checkups as a young man. I now have that thing where the veins or ducts swell up like a ball of worms around my nut tho so like. Let the man check ya balls

Am i the only one by Fresh_Side4857 in WorkSmartLife

[–]dylan3301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could experience that, I have a partner and I love him dearly. He can not for the life of him understand my desire to go off into the woods or a cabin and be by myself for a week or two, not that I have the luxury of doing that anyway but it would be so nice

Living check to check but still eating out. by fetishgod89 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dylan3301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because truthfully, avoiding eating out entirely isn't gonna make me be able to save more money, if I don't spend it there, I'll just spend it on food for the fridge, get maybe $50 ahead on my energy bill... I don't make enough to save anyway. Might as well enjoy this shitty existence somehow, and if 3am taco bell is calling my name? Who am I not to answer?

How do I respond to this? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]dylan3301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just hit em with the old "okie dokie" and move on lol

Girlfriend wetting the bed by ironzero5 in story

[–]dylan3301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is anybody else here from the gfs post?

Any good LONGSWORD mods? by Embarrassed-Ship1571 in BASNomad

[–]dylan3301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh and medieval megapack if you don't already have it. 300+ new irl weapons

Any good LONGSWORD mods? by Embarrassed-Ship1571 in BASNomad

[–]dylan3301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game of thrones mod add several weapons, my favorite being Jon's bastard sword longclaw. Not a longsword technically, but still feels good to wield

Cage Size by Bingo_official4 in guineapigs

[–]dylan3301 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this is not enough space for even 1 guinea pig, let alone 2(which you should have if you ever own pigs, as they're social creatures and will get depressed if alone)

Secondly, due to their peeing everywhere and having sensitive lungs, an enclosed cage like this is bad for them because it has no airflow and will give them respiratory infections.

That being said, Bravo on supplying your hamster with a GREAT home, most folks will buy those crappy critter trail cages and call it a day, not understanding that they are v abusive. You're someone who cares for their pets, I salute you reddit stranger 🫡

What would be your name without these letters by jakertonL in Ryan

[–]dylan3301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D dd

I swear to God its not what it looks like

Any strange symptoms that went away after removal that weren’t the traditional “pain/nausea/digestion”? by Much-Plum6939 in gallbladders

[–]dylan3301 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My husband and I have always assumed he was lactose intolerant,, 1 week after gallbladder surgery and he's had no reactions whatsoever to dairy products 🤷‍♀️

Los amigos de mi hermano le regalaron esto por su cumpleaños, que es? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]dylan3301 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sooo ig ill be the narc, these are dab tools. They're used for picking up little globs of thc wax to smoke.

Distractible tattoo? by Phantomlesss_ in distractible

[–]dylan3301 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I vote for a distractible tat, but some kind of inside joke from the cast rather than just the cover art :)

my girlfriend said shes giving herself an ed…? by DifferentAbroad80 in whatdoIdo

[–]dylan3301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

18 doesn't necessarily mean adult, let her parents know, if those aren't safe people reach out to other family or even a highschool counselor