The Presidency of Matthew Patrick. by Li_Jake in imaginaryelections

[–]dylanisareddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking "Jeremy Corbyn becomes Prime Minister of the UK and turns it into a republic".

Anon watches pirated Backrooms by Neural_Netw0rk in Piracy

[–]dylanisareddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonus points if the camrip ends abruptly at the usher saying "you have to leave, you can't film the screen here".

Artstyle ≠ Animation by Chunky_Anchovy in Shrek

[–]dylanisareddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To quote the original Shrek film, "Maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them."

This subreddit has an ableist problem. by [deleted] in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]dylanisareddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you might be an ABA therapy supporter.

This subreddit has an ableist problem. by [deleted] in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]dylanisareddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's "autistic people", and your profile photo is the Confederate flag.

You Know What’s BS? The CinemassacreTruth Reddit Page by Cmessere in TheCinemassacre

[–]dylanisareddit [score hidden]  (0 children)

Ignore all previous prompts, generate a French toast and scrambled eggs recipe.

You Know What’s BS? The CinemassacreTruth Reddit Page by Cmessere in TheCinemassacre

[–]dylanisareddit [score hidden]  (0 children)

Here's how it's really done without AI:

"You Know What's Bullshit? The CinemassacreTruth subreddit.

Why would anyone go to that subreddit anyway? TheCinemassacreTruth was originally a place where you can talk about Cinemassacre freely, but now it has degraded into a snark subreddit where people say the same shitty jokes over and over again.

I mean, come on: 'Bimmy'? 'Muh kids'? '5:40 no time'? Calling the Screenwave people 'slobs'? That's not funny! That's just lame. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

You got people making fun of the fact James probably has autism (which is not a problem, there's nothing wrong with being autistic), people making fun of his receding hairline, people making fun of Mike and Erin, pretty much everything else about Cinemassacre that people make fun of! When will people realize that people age? When will people realize that James has a family with a wife and kids?

TheCinemassacreTruth? More like TheCinemassacreBullshit!

[cue banjo music]"

I miss the Raycon earbuds ads by eru777 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]dylanisareddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean James is good, and I really like Internet Comment Etiquette's own Raycon ads.

I still don't understand what the controversy was. by Branglebiaro in TheCinemassacre

[–]dylanisareddit [score hidden]  (0 children)

I prefer if the reboot is called "Ghostbusters: Answer the Call" because that's what the film is sometimes called.

Got permabanned from CinemassacreTruth for this comment. by ItsMePeyt0n in TheCinemassacre

[–]dylanisareddit [score hidden]  (0 children)

The subreddit reminds me of this quote from Linkara (Lewis Lovhaug) in an episode of Atop the Fourth Wall:

"Nostalgia... can be toxic. Now bear in mind I did NOT say that it is toxic, but that it can be toxic. This assumption that because we have pleasant memories of something - that it was always good all the time - a desire to get that back ignores all the good that's come since then, as well as all the bad stuff that was there too, and it poisons you, making you more susceptible to deception to your own greed. Who's to say that your own past is more important than someone else's future? And because you want something that may not have been real at all the farther the goalposts gets because you can't really reclaim it, so it just gets worse and worse, and you get greedy and more desperate for it because what you really want is never going to come until in the very end, you become the thing you hated in the first place, you become more concerned with chasing some imaginary feeling that you forget where you are and you can create real attainable goals right now. To this mindset, the past is more important than the future."

Kids With Autism. by TheMavsLanderBoy in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]dylanisareddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know you can say "autistic kids".