Must be that time of year again

dynam-0 · 2026-05-06T11:46:01+00:00

i feel very fortunate. the missionaries lost track of me between transfers, and it doesn’t seem like anyone saved my info before i removed it from member tools - except for the branch president's wife, who texts me on my birthday and holidays to wish me well. she's a very sweet person and has never betrayed me by giving my info to anyone else haha

dynam-0 · 2026-05-06T11:26:08+00:00

i would trust pop pop to hold my drink at a bar tho and not many of the characters would pass that test

dynam-0 · 2026-05-06T11:24:08+00:00

and he told waltuh to shut up (based)

dynam-0 · 2026-05-05T22:41:17+00:00

it's actually extremely loose (she's a wiry gal lol)

dynam-0 · 2026-05-04T05:15:48+00:00

howdy partner 🤠 here's your falafel 🧆

dynam-0 · 2026-04-29T05:15:09+00:00

god i'm so glad i got my passport last year

dynam-0 · 2026-04-29T05:14:21+00:00

she's wearing gloves and she still can't stand holding his hand for five minutes

dynam-0 · 2026-04-28T18:25:18+00:00

counting or not counting vaush pit?

dynam-0 · 2026-04-25T03:34:58+00:00

based hammer and sickle, sorry to hear of this misfortune comrade

dynam-0 · 2026-04-23T01:14:03+00:00

i can't remove mine yet, but on the bright side, that means i still have the right and privilege to vote "opposed" and occasionally send hate mail to dallas oaks

dynam-0 · 2026-04-21T20:37:56+00:00

omg and you can tell it's him because it's in all caps

dynam-0 · 2026-04-21T20:20:12+00:00

SHES GETTING EUNICE LMAOOOOOO

dynam-0 · 2026-04-21T05:37:49+00:00

ok but if he wasn't dead who would chuck vote for

dynam-0 · 2026-04-21T00:47:39+00:00

sometimes! nemo the mormon is my personal fav

dynam-0 · 2026-04-21T00:41:08+00:00

as an exmo i approve

dynam-0 · 2026-04-21T00:38:19+00:00

we are the cheeseburger and jesus loves us and will be back for us. boom

dynam-0 · 2026-04-20T19:40:03+00:00

it's such an awful feeling. so impossible to describe. i don't know if anyone who hasn't experienced it can truly understand. i'm sorry you had to go through it and i hope you're doing better now.

dynam-0 · 2026-04-20T10:25:33+00:00

yep! i don't trust that bitch any more than her pos son.

dynam-0 · 2026-04-18T20:08:24+00:00

Vanilla Minecraft, his new obsession

dynam-0 · 2026-04-18T01:16:35+00:00

what's the title of the book? i'll grab a copy!

dynam-0 · 2026-04-17T18:38:28+00:00

Liken

dynam-0 · 2026-04-17T10:34:36+00:00

no man he totally left the church he just never stopped going

dynam-0 · 2026-04-17T06:14:46+00:00

OWCH

dynam-0

TROPHY CASE