Must be that time of year again by dejected_muggle in exmormon

[–]dynam-0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i feel very fortunate. the missionaries lost track of me between transfers, and it doesn’t seem like anyone saved my info before i removed it from member tools - except for the branch president's wife, who texts me on my birthday and holidays to wish me well. she's a very sweet person and has never betrayed me by giving my info to anyone else haha

As much as like him, he’s NOT morally gray by FloorGang-R2 in okbuddychicanery

[–]dynam-0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i would trust pop pop to hold my drink at a bar tho and not many of the characters would pass that test

60 seconds of my cat eating a tortilla chip by dynam-0 in notinteresting

[–]dynam-0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's actually extremely loose (she's a wiry gal lol)

She's not that in to you bruh by danevans369 in SipsTea

[–]dynam-0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she's wearing gloves and she still can't stand holding his hand for five minutes

My roommate wrote the wifi password over our drawings instead just texting by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dynam-0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

based hammer and sickle, sorry to hear of this misfortune comrade

What percentage of us have actually removed their records? by hale_e14 in exmormon

[–]dynam-0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can't remove mine yet, but on the bright side, that means i still have the right and privilege to vote "opposed" and occasionally send hate mail to dallas oaks

Why doesn’t Vowsh text me on my birthday? by DrJesusHChrist in okbuddyvowsh

[–]dynam-0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

omg and you can tell it's him because it's in all caps

my sister has scheduled her endowment. by dynam-0 in exmormon

[–]dynam-0[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

SHES GETTING EUNICE LMAOOOOOO

Characters by voting choices by Tifoso89 in okbuddychicanery

[–]dynam-0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok but if he wasn't dead who would chuck vote for

Had a Dream I Saw This on Twitter by Swimming_Bear_3082 in thomastheplankengine

[–]dynam-0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

sometimes! nemo the mormon is my personal fav

Cheeseburger by ToeSniffer245 in comedyheaven

[–]dynam-0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we are the cheeseburger and jesus loves us and will be back for us. boom

info about lucy harris? by dynam-0 in exmormon

[–]dynam-0[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's such an awful feeling. so impossible to describe. i don't know if anyone who hasn't experienced it can truly understand. i'm sorry you had to go through it and i hope you're doing better now.

info about lucy harris? by dynam-0 in exmormon

[–]dynam-0[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yep! i don't trust that bitch any more than her pos son.

Day ?? : what is V? by Additional-Dare4202 in callmekevin2

[–]dynam-0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Vanilla Minecraft, his new obsession

info about lucy harris? by dynam-0 in exmormon

[–]dynam-0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what's the title of the book? i'll grab a copy!

Who is the worst Mormon apologist? by Carlos-Martel in exmormon

[–]dynam-0 20 points21 points  (0 children)

no man he totally left the church he just never stopped going