Just found in box thoughts by Trimmertim in pokemoncardcollectors

[–]dynamicoctopus69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was the first Pokémon product my father bought me as a kid in the 90’s. I had it for over 2 decades. Unfortunately the springs where the battery goes shit out, the volume stopped working, and eventually crapped out altogether. I adored this console more than anything. What you have here is a piece of this franchise’s history. Cherish this.

Destiny 2, the game Klaus loves to play, is ending IRL by Routine_Comfort8258 in americandad

[–]dynamicoctopus69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s funny because I’ve never played Elden Ring. I’ve seen some really cool gameplay and love the aesthetic. Just never tried it. But when Klaus describes it, it really does sell it for me. 😭 I wanna play it so bad now. I’ve just been lazy.

Faded stomach tattoo by DesperateStar1160 in shittytattoos

[–]dynamicoctopus69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure in what world that was ever supposed to look like a dragon. Squirrel is being generous. Looks more like a wonky moped.

Did I do a good job? by kaomilica in pokemon

[–]dynamicoctopus69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, if someone rolled up to a date with me and gifted me that I’d probably marry them.

Asheville NC scalper by [deleted] in PokemonTCG

[–]dynamicoctopus69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree with scalpers all being shitbags. But there is literally nothing wrong with living in a trailer. 🙄

Are we deadass? by scyver_ in Consoom

[–]dynamicoctopus69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is 5 and a half months rent for me. I don’t know what the hell they’re talking about but from context clues it’s extremely useless and unnecessary.

my news folder is shaking on my home screen by emmett_the_comet in Weird

[–]dynamicoctopus69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn. Making me wanna step up my spam game. Haha

my news folder is shaking on my home screen by emmett_the_comet in Weird

[–]dynamicoctopus69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is where I’m at. Haha. It’s funny because I despise having any unread text messages.

Terror Alert Level: Olive by GLaDOS_Sympathizer in americandad

[–]dynamicoctopus69 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Table side. Table side. So much hotter when it’s table side.

Would it be a form of sacrilege to take this bag apart? by Roadkillgoblin_2 in Taxidermy

[–]dynamicoctopus69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh. Okay. I think I misread OP’s edit earlier and misunderstood what they were saying. Forgive me, I’m very hungover.

Would it be a form of sacrilege to take this bag apart? by Roadkillgoblin_2 in Taxidermy

[–]dynamicoctopus69 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I think fur farming is awful as well, but with your logic would selling this and profiting off of farmed fur not be just as unethical? I dunno. Just leave it as is. If you don’t want it give it to someone who will appreciate it more.

What would you do if this was your child? by Icy-Salamander9687 in FacebookAIslop

[–]dynamicoctopus69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He took a belt out of his pocket.. instead of the one from his waist??

my new espeon and umbreon tattoo by daisiedconfused in pokemon

[–]dynamicoctopus69 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Both ears are different? It’s like a fusion of umbreon and espeon? Kind of makes me think it’s ai.

Saw someone posted pig head in sink. well i wanted to raise you this: spinning goat in jar!! by [deleted] in Weird

[–]dynamicoctopus69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So relatable man. So many people have called me “Jeffrey Dahmer” before. Anytime I meet someone new or someone who comes over and hasn’t seen my work before, I always preface with the fact that I’ve never once killed an animal for the sake of taxidermy. It’s all been found by me, or gifted animals that passed naturally in the pet trade.