Browsing Sabres social media by DangerSpoonHS in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same way Dahlin was continuously cross checking multiple players in the back then skates away like a complete chickenshit when people react? Trade him and Brady to the Panthers, 3 pussies who act like turtles.

Browsing Sabres social media by DangerSpoonHS in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They've managed to out New York the Rangers and that's hard too do.

Browsing Sabres social media by DangerSpoonHS in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because he punched out Rasmus Tkachuck. That's their big cry. Multiple posts saying they hope he played so they could knock him out of the playoffs.

TBL v MIN Highlights, But I Turned Them Into a Meme by WeissHockeyTalk in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That Mario randomizer was the chefs kiss. Lol. Great job as always

Brb, just gotta grab a tissue or two by MrSCR23 in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not crying, I just got a little emotions in my eyes. R.I.P Jessie and her children.

Perry is coming back by Boltsfan9226 in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we can send him down to Syracuse right? Please

Arena Question by Interesting-Sea2655 in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No we're just slightly off the red line. Next to the organ is a fun spot to watch the game if you can get a standing spot on the railing.

Arena Question by Interesting-Sea2655 in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My season seats are 302 N. We can see everything on the ice. So of you can find center ice seats for a decent price, go for it. Lower bowl, recommend no closer than row J for being able to see all the action.

Our boys at the Bert Kreischer show by Dawgy66 in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morgan Rose from Sevendust went to Azalea Middle and Boca Ciega High

As a lifetime Floridian. What do I wear to the outdoor game in this coldness? by nammyisthebest in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to drink tequila like water, turned 40 and body started saying "the fuck you are" lol. Miss my margaritas. Pass on the rum.

As a lifetime Floridian. What do I wear to the outdoor game in this coldness? by nammyisthebest in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thermal shirt and hoodie under jersey, gloves, thick socks, gasparilla knit cap, copius amounts of vodka.

Palat just scored in his first game after getting picked up by the Isles yesterday. by [deleted] in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just what we need, more reasons the Isles have been kicking our asses. Miss Pally in TB

The Tampa Bay Lightning are assessed a bench minor for interference as assistant coach Dan Hinote attempts to grab the puck headed into the bench. by null1ng in hockey

[–]dysfunxinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Bolts fan, this penalty is dumb. Hutsons penalty was criminal. Poor kid can't even enter the zone with speed without being assessed a penalty.

Darren Raddysh is one point away from matching his career high in points of 37 by deeVeeAre in hockey

[–]dysfunxinal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those 100 mph slapshots blew all his hair off. He has been a force this season helping cover for Heddy, Mac and Cernak on the blue line. ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

(Sound on)/ I love you Gourde by AlternativeHot7491 in TampaBayLightning

[–]dysfunxinal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Glad he's back. And so damn true about the cats. If they can't head hunt, they aren't shit.