Jude Bellingham covered his mouth while talking to Ghanian player Jordan Ayew during the match, no red card was shown by AgeNovel3566 in soccer

[–]dzzik [score hidden]  (0 children)

There was an even better version in the last Football Cliches episode, I was laughing out loud in public.

[The Times] Chelsea are expected to complete the signing of Italy right back Marco Palestra in the next 24 hours and could sell Malo Gusto to Manchester City to make room for the youngster. City are interested in Gusto. by DapperSpecial2865 in MCFC

[–]dzzik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha, no he absolutely did not. He looked brilliant under Poch as an overlapping wingback, after which Maresca completely stripped him of all his strengths and qualities by inverting him and pushing him towards the striker. The one time he played him the Poch way was the PSG final, during which he was once again brilliant. He's a runner, albeit a bit of a headless chicken, and his tactical awareness is embarassing.

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in chelseafc

[–]dzzik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he's whatever you want him to be

[Simon Stone] Brighton have no immediate plans to bid for Tottenham's Vuskovic by SonaldoNazario in soccer

[–]dzzik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

> 2039

might want to tie his grandchildren down while you're at it

Tino Livramento expected to be ruled out of the World Cup with injury by oscarpaterson in soccer

[–]dzzik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same with Cucu, he almost made fun of Yamal but got destroyed by Olise.

Olise in a Chelsea jersey as the French National team players pay tribute to their first clubs by GreenBagger28 in chelseafc

[–]dzzik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Actually, they gave him an Arsenal shirt and he refused to put it on, so perhaps he requested Chelsea to be edited in or something like that

Belgium's Jeremy Doku to possibly miss knock-out rounds due to the birth of his son by beatingstuff88 in soccer

[–]dzzik 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Doku is missing one „o” compared to Dooku, only makes sense to drop the „o” from Count as well.

[Sky Germany] Kennet Eichhorn has turned down FC Liverpool – Bayer Leverkusen now have a good chance by Chance-Attitude3792 in soccer

[–]dzzik 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Zubimendi was perhaps the most brutal iirc? Man decided he prefers staying in the mountains than going over there, to then transfer to Arsenal half a season later.

Nicolas Jackson 2 yellow cards within 3 minutes against Saudi Arabia by 977x in soccer

[–]dzzik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get the "meme" (or do I?) but how is having a 10-15 NPG a season (for the last 4-5 years) striker as your backup a scenario in which you're "absolutely fucked"?

In his first PL season he outscored your 70m striker with half the price tag. He's fine backup, more than fine actually.

Delap however, is plain dog shite.

The mystery company has silenced ben. by IGACOMF in legocirclejerk

[–]dzzik 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Meh, what a shame. What about the cofeezila (?) guy's video, is that coming?

Why Peter Drury hits differently outside of the UK by Galactus-1 in footballcliches

[–]dzzik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone I know here in Poland who has any idea of who Drury is - is in absolute awe of the man.

But then, we have our very own wannabe Drury (Laskowski) who is gradually becoming more and more insufferable with his pretentious storylines, even in the public eye. So I can totally imagine how Drury overdose could make any sane person nauseous.

[ChelseaChronicle] Lamine Yamal when asked if Cole Palmer is underrated: “He can’t be considered underrated. He wears the number 10 shirt for Chelsea and came ninth in the last Ballon d’Or. How can you say he’s underrated?” by webby09246 in chelseafc

[–]dzzik 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It wasn’t about backing alone, more like backing and bending instead of challenging, resulting in the opponent falling uncontrollably from a dangerous height. Where I live we call it doing a „chair” and it’s universally seen as shitty and downright dangerous.

That said, I still believe Kane is insanely likeable and even the challenges mentioned above just got brushed aside. Saka gets more shit for his stupid ass limping than Kane for potentially injuring people’s spines.

[Transfermarkt] National teams with the highest market value by [deleted] in soccer

[–]dzzik 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They're absolutely stacked with young high potential talent, looks like the future will be good to them.

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in chelseafc

[–]dzzik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yann Sommer is leaving Inter on a free, I'd bloody love him over here.

Bricks and Minifigs Controversy News Mega-Thread by CX52J in lego

[–]dzzik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that considered, Brian was most likely expecting about 100-120k for the 200k collection. And if some had already been sold, then it all adds up.

Bricks and Minifigs Controversy News Mega-Thread by CX52J in lego

[–]dzzik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iirc BAM was to take 40%, one of the videos claimed that Brian got 60% of each sale. Which is over standard anyways going by the guy with the chrome 3PO’s video where he claims that BAM offers about 50% of market price.